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I’d turn down a knighthood (that’s clearly on its way to me soon) but sign me up for a sausage butt. That sounds well fun.

What's the correct formal address for someone with a sausage butt?

the big narstie show when they had the late, great Benjamin Zephaniah on and he explained beautifully why he turned down his offer of knighthood. the audience clapped. nothing to do with the election though, just a good bit of telly.

Sarseage

Your shlongness

I'm guessing he prefers an elected upper chamber.

I'd continue with hereditary peerages but I'd just make them titles only, not an entitlement to sit in the House of Lords. Who cares if Baron Cuntface passes down their title to their eldest spawn if they die.

Pick a cut-off date in the next few years, any hereditary peers that die after that date only pass down the title and not the entitlement to sit in the house of Lords and, once numbers come down to a more sensible figure we start having elections to replace the ones that pop their clogs (or the ones that resign or time out if we have them elected for a finite term).

Heriditary Peers lost the right to sit in the House of Lords 25 years ago.
They still vote amongst themselves for 92 seats

I'm almost as out of touch as they are it seems!

Farage just got done with another milkshake

hope he's not lactose intolerant as well...

Farage just got done with another milkshake

I'm glad this is back.

Looking forward to a long summer of Farage being copiously milkshaked...

The first TikTok trend I would understand.

It's almost made me proud to British, almost.

Get ready for the milkshaking is violence (it is a little bit) but Farage's "Europe can't cope cos brown people" "I don't want Romanian neighbours" is fine crowds.

Good to see the English Green party calling out his rhetoric, any time be good to do similar Starmer...

Personally, I deplore physical attacks on any political candidate.

But if you stir up shit, expect some splatter from time to time.

My politics teacher was very proud of his criminal record, he rattled Thatcher with an egg, I believe everyone should have a right to voice their opinion even a wet sock like Farage.

Also believe if your opinion warrants a milkshake to the face you get a milkshake to the face.

It is a bit of a grey area though because theirs always cunts who think violence is then acceptable.

Yep, agree, attacks aren't good. Sarcastic memes, photo bombing, prank calls on the radio etc. let's keep it there. Same time, he just won't stop are we going to get attacks on people again for just being whatever he denounces? :(

I rather have all parties calling him an unbritish uncouth loudmouth for going against the official UK values of being a tolerant liberal society.

Also you get slapped with a formal court judgement and conviction for this, is he worth it?

This is all true, but I don’t have it in me to feel bad for Farage getting milkshaked.

My politics teacher was very proud of his criminal record, he rattled Thatcher with an egg

Buying groceries in Ramsgate one Saturday morning, came across fucking Thatcher doing some gladhanding at a rally for Jonathan Aitken, round about the time he did bird. Found a group of SWP protestors to hang and chant with, and she was getting within range of the eggs in my shopping bag, and I was steeling myself to throw. Just then, one of the SWPs made a break and tried to rush the cordon.

Three or four of the other SWPs chased him, took him out, cuffed and arrested him. Pig infiltrators the lot of them. Went home and made an omelette.

Eggs and bacon...

Tbh I don't think Farage gets milkshaked enough. I'd like to see him being so heavily milkshaked that he fucks off somewhere else.

Aren’t all these milkshakes feeding American fast food corporate coffers , why not a London yellow stock brick …. bit more local ?

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Farage and all the other Brexiters have committed a great deal of harmful violence by shrinking wages and pushing more children into poverty. Repeated hunger for a child means stunted growth. He's helped to inflict that on thousands of children. A milkshake in the face is hardly comparable. I think beating the soles of his feet would be a balanced punishment. Cf. Midnight Express https://youtu.be/KyGlCGqAgw0?si=tT7SqbTDbKKgboLE&t=46