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but I will not see my lad marching under an England flag.

Why?

We're does he live?

That's the thing isn't it? Why should we let cunts claim icons that belong to all of us?

Exactly, that’s why we shouldn’t fear the flag, embrace it and let it show there’s more to england than toothless wankers swilling European beer and punching police horses!

The Royal Navy cannot muster such an extensive Task Force.
I would suggest either the Faroes or Rockall,
or, if we dont have any serviceable Blue Water vessels, Lundy.

Nothing says national security like privatising the whole thing...

Wife / husband? Siblings?

Don’t the royal marines invade a beach on the Isle of Wight every Tuesday or whenever. Can’t they just use that footage on the News at Ten and be done with it?

What are we meant to do if China invades Taiwan? Send our carriers to fight alongside American carriers? Maybe we should practise for that.

Ever been told by your boss, 'Don't fret about your salary, get on with your job'?

Here's how a 'Top Boss' behaved.

This guy has travelled all the way from the Fens to be there. 🧌👂🏼👂🏼

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Is this organised, or just a weekly social event?

They could invade the beach at Ruislip Lido for all I care.

That would make for better footage…

Rather boringly, I think it’s standard landing craft training done in the Solent.

Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood.

https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1783037580176499115

They will have thrown their riders in Hyde Park; I've seen horses running free in there several times early in the morning and always wondered what would happen if they got out of the park.

It’s a long way from Hyde Park to Aldwych. Was that clip filmed today or yesterday? Isn’t it more likely to be police horses that got loose during the St George’s Day ruckus yesterday? I read a horse had been stabbed with an umbrella by one of the knuckle draggers.

Numerous other sightings this morning on twitter including in Victoria where a bus windscreen was smashed.

I think there were five of them that threw their riders this morning. The blooded one ran into a bus.

According to S*y N*ws, they managed to stop two near Limehouse.

Edit - found link: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/horses-london-bus-taxi-blood-aldwych-met-police-b1153493.html

^^ snap

London pub inundated with Swifties

https://www.thecaterer.com/news/the-black-dog-vauxhall-taylor-swift

My favourite story of de-appropriation is from Lonsdale: Neo-nazis in Germany had started wearing Lonsdale tshirts under partially zipped up jackets and hoodies, so that only the letters "NSDA" would show (the initials of Hitler's party).

Lonsdale weren't very happy about this association so launched a "Lonsdale loves all colours" campaign and sponsored a few gay prides, and suddenly it wasn't a problem any more.

I'm beginning to think that having three hundred military horses roaming round central London daily might have some H&S issues

I'm beginning to think that having three hundred military horses roaming round central London daily might have some H&S issues

Of course it will. But it'll be much less of an H&S issue than hundreds of thousands of cars on the roads daily.

They're exercised daily in Hyde Park.
Proper high speed galloping stuff.

Except they don't pay road tax, and they ignore red lights and one even bit my gran.

Not very powerful engine either. Only 1hp.