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People inject botulism into their foreheads; they'll cope with some in their bacon.

Has to phone home for some features. The home is likely to be turned off now.

they'll cope with some in their bacon.

You sure?

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/cosmetic-procedures/non-surgical-cosmetic-procedures/botox-injections/

Botulinum toxin injections, such as Botox

Edited for clarity. Was talking about eating it in bacon rather than injecting it into your face. Don't know the science but I believe ingesting it is considerably worse for you.

I mean, I thought it was obvious I was being facetious. :)

Ah, sorry! Brain not really in the game today.

They probably went too deep with the Botox needle, you’ll be fine in a day or two.

No problem!

The story of Prigozhin

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Las Vegas police serve search warrant in the 1996 fatal drive-by shooting of rapper Tupac Shakur.

He was also told he must not crawl, wriggle or writhe on the ground wearing a full-body covering or mask.

I was being facetious

If that pun wasn't intentional, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Consider me thoroughly ashamed.

(I was distracted by the African brothers in the 4x4 story)

that's probably gonna confuse the hell out of the starbucks employees who work on the site of where that building used to be I imagine.

I have no idea what this post is in reply to. I'd quite like to.

(This is in reply to WillMelling's italics post)

((Please consider using the reply function, your obsession is just a bit weird...))

It's a nick_h fanfic Will's working on.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-66237196

Somerset gimp trial

"Under the terms of the interim order, which will expire in January next year, Mr Hunt is banned from wearing a mask or possessing one in a public place, wearing black all-in-one clothing or visiting the areas the offences are alleged to have taken place."

This is what everyone outside of England thinks is really going on inside England.

The CPS reminds all concerned that criminal proceedings against Joshua Hunt are active and that he has the right to a fair trial.

“It is extremely important that there should be no reporting, commentary or sharing of information online which could in any way prejudice these proceedings.”

There was no chance of that ever happening was there!

Under the terms of the order, which expires in January next year, Hunt is banned from wearing a mask or possessing one in a public place, or wearing black all-in-one clothing. He was also told he must not crawl, wriggle or writhe on the ground wearing a full-body covering or mask.

Bet he was thinking as the judge read out the terms, "Ha! Idiot. He never said anything about not writh-... Oh."

Gimpin' ain't easy

Rep

Excellent