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That's it, just to let you know the police are still looking for the actor Burt Reynolds, after he stole a dodgem and drove it out of a fairground in Islington. The fifty nine year-old American eluded capture after a low speed car chase, and was last seen heading north on the M11 near Saffron Walden.

Seems karma tonight

That'll be down to all the lamas wandering about.

‪Tottenham riots - the real truth and the cover up‬‏ - YouTube

Lee Scratch Perry?...

Do you blame them? It's chaos out there, and commenting about them on an internet forum isn't helping anyone.

a strange post crispin. explain.

i thought it was maxi jazz for a second

well go on then.

Seems calmer tonight

That's relative to where you're sat.

‪Riot Fail‬‏ - YouTube

Best comment there:

"... If you say "beer can" with a British accent, you are also saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent..." And hell, it works! :)

http://twitter.com/#!/MechaMorgan/status/101015351881502721

"Just got back from Manchester city center. Incredible. Got chased by dogs! Hundreds of kids. Swavoski gone, Ugg shop completely empty."

Looting the Northern Quarter in Manchester. Please not Piccadilly Records.

Swarovski! Ha!

Just imagining people trying to loot with crystal goods in their pockets. Awesome.

if these cunts are so poor why are they not looting the basics like food/blankets/fuel etc?

Looting the Northern Quarter in Manchester. Please not Piccadilly Records.

Really? All the shops round there have had their barriers up all day, carharrt was closed.

if these cunts are so poor why are they not looting the basics like food/blankets/fuel etc?

Whenever someone posts a picture of someone stealing food everyone has a good laugh, posts some puns, makes some photo shops, and calls them idiots.

get more weed for a pair of Jordans than a box of Jordans

http://www.eastlondonadvertiser.co.uk/news/london_riots_mosque_worshippers_ward_off_gangs_as_they_ambush_whitechapel_road_1_989186

the pet store in Farnham Royal has been looted by a marauding gang of feral hoodies, gold fish, chinchilla and a bag of dogfood have been liberated.
all this happened while the police sat and watched

Bloody hell, chaos again. I'm going to open a "robust" red.

Bloody hell, chaos again. I'm going to open a "robust" red.

Currently on a nice Rose, but might have to break out the rum.

a graphic designer was one of the leaders. hipsters running the show?

Burn him.

Whenever someone posts a picture of someone stealing food everyone has a good laugh, posts some puns, makes some photo shops, and calls them idiots.

Because we know they will never cook that rice...

Because we know they will never cook that rice...

I would. Nice paella fo ma cuzens

There are police sirens going fucking crazy all over Lewisham and madness on twitter about some kind of EDL /Eltham crew marching in to defend the high street??