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Given the rumours of how fucked for cash Boris has been and reliant on Tory donors to pay for his lifestyle I wondered if his reluctance to go was in any way just to give himself time to sort where the next paycheque was coming from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9n-2RxMfa4

He'll he remembered as the worst PM in modern history.

He'll still walk around leeching public money to protect him, doing 100k personal appearances for all the cunts that voted him in until he dies.

Old news now but this made me chuckle this morning

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Johnson is a liar and is corrupt and has to go.

Keir Starmer is a worse liar and more corrupt than Johnson and would destroy the country in days.
Added bonus: Jeremy Corbyn is an IRA sympathiser.

I hear this alot. It is vaguely terrifying. Turkeys voting for Xmas.

Lest we forget

https://mobile.twitter.com/Lucywwatson/status/1544451763088015360

Hahah…Twin Peaks background music makes it

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Joking aside, as an interim PM I think she would at least have the sort of work ethic and process competence we could do with.

The state of the country/government when the second worst PM ever is now seen a major improvement.

Not dissimilar to DUP voters being called out as they have left us with no government.

"Yeah but things sucked anyway" "But sfira!!"

Starmer is now threatening a confidence vote. Beautiful. ..

I thought that was particularly ballsy given how badly things have been fucked up recently.

And also given that he's been expelled from the labour party so it's not much of an attack line for the future.

MP Steve Brine's choice of words about the leadership contest are chef's kiss

We can’t just have a wacky races of 20 candidates here. We need those that are serious about being the next prime minister and have a chance of doing so, and doing so credibly.

Some Tory MPs are saying fuck waiting till October we can get 1922 and the party volunteer wing to set an accelerated timetable for a new leader and have Raab in the meantime.

Starter threatening VONC if he doesn't go now.

The saner Tory MPs know that Johnson will keep fucking up as long as he is still there. Crazy that he is still appointing new ministers, having been the reason the old ones left.

podium appears outside no.10

soon

The October timetable is just in Boris' head, Graham Brady only agreed a new leader in place "by October" not a date by which he goes

I have 3 minutes to microwave my popcorn

It's not just that Johnson will keep fucking up, it's that Johnson will regard this as buying time for staying on that's the issue. If they let him stay until Autumn he won't step down and we'll be back here again.

I'm having cans.

Jeez he just keeps going with his bullshit

people outside the gates shouting bye bye boris ... i think

and booing

Do "40 new hospitals"

Extraordinary amount of delusional burbling, enjoying some of the booing in the background