In the news

https://www.markpack.org.uk/168879/councillor-alan-kopitko/

You might be right...

Let's hear Johnson defend some of his 'big decisions' in the pandemic again, shall we...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-61227709

Guessing Hancock's is happy his book is already off at the publishers

https://twitter.com/PA/status/1519270820400480257

Oh dear...

With at least 3 of the Cabinet also being investigated for sexual misconduct.

Meanwhile, here's the list for the whodunnit:
https://www.gov.uk/government/ministers

I apologise if it seems I am making light of this. It is deadly serious, I realise. I just almost can't believe what keeps coming out with this lot.

From memory, most sex offenders in UK prisons are white middle aged men. Doesn't exactly narrow the field down much.

Is it a coincidence that Jacob was perched behind the Speaker, away from the Front Bench at PMQs?

I hope this thread does not start considering the sort of porn Mogg would watch.

I hope this thread does not start considering the sort of porn Mogg would watch

No need. There's a family guy clip to cover that off.

https://youtu.be/nuHI9-_Moig

FFS man, you need to link to that kind of filth with a very prominent NSFW warning.

NSFHoC

No need to consider, it would obviously just just a middle aged woman in full Victorian get up telling him he's been a bad boy.

So who do we think the fantom wanker is?

(well the person watching porn in the house)

JRM? Proper lad.

Good to see MPs being a bit more representative of their constitutes for once.

Probably just a video of the P&O staff getting laid off

Got be Gove hasn’t it?

I'm hoping it's Raab.

Whips have said its a backbencher

Ooooh when?

Last I heard no one had confirmed the whips knew.

Just on pure seating logistics, you'd hope it's a backbencher.

(although Rabb or PP would obvs be sweet)

https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1519368029502644230

Whips now referred it to Independent Complaints & Grievance Scheme as well
https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1519411514331254784

Oh, when I listened to the news this afternoon they were vague but I got the impression it possibly was a frontbencher.

That was the initial reporting which led to the clarification

Just boggles my mind what you can get away with as an MP compared to being an employee in a decent size organisation

And the costs associated with running as an MP. Apparently the average mp has forked out almost £20k to get elected, that doesn't include essentially working for free for 2 - 3 years pre campaigning before the election officially starts.

Little wonder that there are so many entitled arseholes who end up doing the job.

https://twitter.com/warrenmorgan/status/1519400664358662155

I haven't seen much news about this. Seems pretty big?

Edit: this explains a bit more

https://inews.co.uk/opinion/boris-johnson-is-right-partygate-is-a-distraction-but-only-from-his-lack-of-ideas-to-improve-peoples-lives-1598059

Passed mainly as labour peers didn't bother to turn up to vote

Latest I heard is that the porn watcher was doing it openly to intimidate another female MP in some wanker (pun intended) power move, not just cos they were bored and fancied a bit of grot.