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Debatable!

I know.

Same.

Also it said she grew up in Norfolk.

Posh bird talks bullshit to get off vandalism charges:

'posh' ?
Do you mean 'educated' ?

He doesn’t know what he means without checking in the dictionary

Unlike those povos who just need to work harder rather than scrounging off the state huh

Milo Ponsford

That name is straight out of Wodehouse.

Is she “posh”? Perhaps you know her

We're on tenterhooks for the @Jingle_Jangle "Posh bird" hat-trick after that follow-up to this corking opener.

I didn’t know he had form

We also had "all academics are lazy and striking is for dickheads" a little while ago.

^What's this, a middle-class pile on?

Forgot about cameron

Raabs 'suits' comments
Johnson's attempt to change the rules regarding Owen Paterson and causing a by-election they lost.
G Cox earning ££ whilst investigating corruption in St Lucia (?)
Allegra Stratton laughing about a party that definitely didn't happen
Illegal/murky funding of flat refurbishment.
Lies about Afghanistan evacuation & cats/dogs.
Admission that 40 new hospitals include existing ones being done up.
Cash to mates for PPE (ongoing).
Peppa Pig speech.
Canceling of northern rail upgrade.
Social care cap.
Sewage.
Nadine Dorries on social media.
Hancock getting jiggy on CCTV
Report into Cameron/ Greensill released

The sea being closed?

If he'd run over and killed a copper with a car, he'd have got a 6 month driving ban and be ordered to pay court costs. Set fire to a car and you're fucked.

Gas price woe? Not totally sure you can attribute it entirely but hey ho it's happened on their watch.

If he'd run over and killed a copper with a car, he'd have got a 6 month driving ban and be ordered to pay court costs.

Nope. 'Harper's Law' gets a mandatory life sentence for those who kill an emergency worker in the course of their duty.

Or will assuming it gets passed but that seems likely. https://www.gov.uk/government/news/government-to-introduce-harper-s-law

Seems a bit shit for all those other people just doing their jobs that get killed.

What's the easiest emergency services role I can train for, so when the Merc driver that finally kills me is found, they get a life sentence?

that reminds me, https://thesecretbarrister.com/2021/11/24/harpers-law-a-grim-tale-of-political-exploitation-and-incoherent-lawmaking/

Natural born killers: two monkeys go on a puppy-killing rampage in an Indian village.

In my opinion it is a bad law but it is very Daily Mail friendly

Yeah, but what if the killer was a fascist?

And the copper was a posh bird?

* forum's head explodes *

My posh fascist copper bird.

(Sure we can smash in more given the "opinion, size, age, shape, colour, origin, material, purpose" adjective rule.)

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/21/man-accused-of-chris-whitty-assault-contests-charges-in-dressing-gown

We didn't start the fire.

Long thread on why the poster believes Russia will invade Ukraine, I just can't believe they will but what do I know
https://twitter.com/DAlperovitch/status/1473362460673515527

Will they go for the old style "we have a claim to your country so we'll attack your military until you give up, killing and maiming civilians on the way" or the more modern Americanised "We believe your country is a threat to the world so we'll attack the terrorists and accidentally kill and maim civilians on the way."