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Nice cameo from George HW Bush.

For my money - the best Western I've ever seen.

@cornelius_blackfoot you have some explaining to do!
https://www.vice.com/en/article/4adn9p/he-stood-for-election-for-a-mainstream-political-party-now-hes-a-far-right-organiser

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London Facist Goons and their Spineless Sycophants

They not cooking that in case it browns?

Fucking bellends.

We all know that capitalism contains the seeds of its own destruction. Who knew it also provides the pitchforks to sow those seeds!

Maybe, but no-one can import any seeds at the moment, so that's that plan foiled.

Bleurgh.

Not inclined to spin the joke further, either.

Quite astonishing:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/cannabis-factory-bank-of-england-city-of-london-b1790191.html

Did you think changing one letter in your name would throw us off your drug empire @CYOA??

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not me guv'nor, despite wanting to buy a new place, me and the fam have never had catford on the list of suitable locations..

speaking of badly or obviously named companies, I spotted this one near the olympic stadium earlier.

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laughs in billionaire

@ffm Neatly done: Would rep.

If you tell me the brand of your raising table legs without me having to search, I won't add you to my list.

Poor hedgehogs, what have they done to deserve this?

Ha. Flexispot.

Please don’t hurt me.

That’s them extinct then, shame.

That's them fucked then.

Ah jeez.

he should offer them the harwich to hook of holland freight contract

I wonder if he ever took a train between Edinburgh and Glasgow:-

https://twitter.com/awkwardandodd/status/1068809514055553025?lang=en

Wildlife Reserves Singapore have released footage off its first lion
cub born from artificial insemination. Simba was born on October 23,

1. Sadly, the father, Mufasa, however, did not survive the electro-ejaculation procedure used to extract semen.
   

https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/1354035759230152704

Tasered his balls and he died of a heart attack?

Where have I heard that before?

electro-ejaculation procedure

You have my attention.

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