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Honestly, memes are dangerous territory

Let's analyse this playbook:

A man who puts you on ignore;

then takes you off ignore so he can announce that he's done so;

then telling you that you're trying to make a topic all about you;

because the twits you were responding to literally did so with the sole frame of reference being either their own child rearing arrangements or a conversation with their mother;

Then signing off with a nice aloof well wishing because he thinks it makes him appear the bigger person.

Bravo, a seamless display of precisely the traits I find as violently offensive as some little lillies do my florid language. But at least we understand each other now!

Have a most enriching and delightful end to your hebdomad old chap.

No. I took you off ignore to see what you were shouting about. Because, yeah, it was a bit "what's all this about, this seems a bit much".
I think I stated that.
If it sounded aloof, again, I'm sorry. I really meant it genuinely.

Fuck me, what a shit show...

Are you waking up to this? G'day!

Go back to bed, it’s Saturday and you’re probably too sober for this crap.

c-c-c-c-combo breaker!

https://newschannel9.com/news/nation-world/police-chronic-masturbator-caught-after-numerous-reports

How the fuck does that come up in your news feed? What settings do you have and are you willing to share?

to be fair i masturbate A LOT.

in fact, im mastu... etc.

Wanker

*So what's happened?
In a suit filed on 20 September, it is claimed a crypto-currency called "GayCoin" was delivered via a smartphone app, rather than the Bitcoin he had ordered.
Crypto-currency is basically virtual money - like an online version of cash - and Bitcoin and GayCoin are some of those currencies
According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: "Don't judge until you try".
"I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships," the complainant wrote.
"Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents."
He adds that his "life has been changed for the worse" and he "will never become normal again".
Apple "pushed" him "towards homosexuality through manipulation", he claims.
*"The changes have caused me moral and mental harm."
Sapizhat Gusnieva says the company "has a responsibility for their programmes" despite the alleged exchange taking place on a third-party app.
The court will hear the complaint on 17 October, according to information on its website.**

His boyfriend sounds like a very patient man.

https://news.sky.com/story/us-diplomats-wife-suspected-of-involvement-in-fatal-road-crash-left-uk-11827518

Wife of US diplomat kills motorcyclist when driving on the wrong side of the road. She's left the country and claiming diplomatic immunity.

If she really wants to escape justice for killing someone in her car, she should have just stayed in the UK.

Or topped a cyclist.

Christ, he was even wanking when they took the mugshot.

I can only say diplomatic immunity in a really bad South Africa accent.

Once. I accused you once of stalking me. You dredged up something from 2010.

Unpleasant isn't it. Glad all this behaviour is being properly called out.

Same

reverse racistismz reproted.

Goose smashes through taxi window

Memes thread >>>>>>

hmmm

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Actualol!

I bet he spent a couple of hours on that... I feel humbled...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-49956698
Handing captured fighters over to Turkey - tick
Tacitly allowing Kurdish ethnic cleansing 2.0 - tick

This could get very grim very quickly