In the news

Possibly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TheresaMay(disambiguation)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smack_My_Bitch_Up#Music_video

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smack_My_Bitch_Up#Please_note_that_I_acknowledge_probable_misogyny_in_the_video_and_indeed_title_lyric_sample_although_it_did_not_stop_me_from_making_the_comment_which_has_been_derailed_anyway_by_new_page_fail

Feeling very sorry for the Icelandic employees who woke up to this news.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/mar/28/wow-air-ceases-operations-leaving-passengers-stranded

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-4­7616286

Faack off you faacking pilchard.

He's now made up a story about being assaulted?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/29/robert-winston-cycle-number-plates-street-assault

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-47750137

Jayda Franssen of the BNP convicted for hate speech in Belfast.

Good.

Look at this picture of 'her' and convince me that isn't Yaxley-Lennon in transexual mode.

The truth will out.

racists are shit, but fuck off.

Wasn't this on black mirror?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/mar/31/ukrainians-vote-in-election-that-could-see-tv-comic-take-the-presidency

Fairly predictable stuff, really, but a shame the legislation was apparently not made more general to prevent it from being circumvented:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/01/bookmakers-bet-on-roulette-style-games-to-bypass-new-fobt-rules

The game, called Virtual Cycling

Of course it's going to be bad for you, personally I think all forms of cycling should be banned

An opinion that comes and goes quite often.

Just in case you forgot that anyone who joins the army is a cunt:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/03/video-british-troops-firing-jeremy-corbyn-poster

Disagree. The likelihood that they are is massively higher than in the general population for sure though.

general population

have you met the general population before?

almost all of them are awful.

Once met a forum user who was/is in the army

That settles it. Everyone on this forum is a cunt.

I thought that was settled in 2010

not human enough
https://www.qut.edu.au/news?id=141968

The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their
natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this
parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of
their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of
them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts
who are nearly half people and half bicycles...when a man lets things
go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so
much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on
walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones.

'You told me what the first rule of wisdom is', I said.
'What is the second rule ?'

'That can be answered', he said. 'There are five in all. Always ask any
questions that are to be asked and never answer any. Turn everything
you hear to your own advantage. Always carry a repair outfit. Take left
turns as much as possible. Never apply your front brake first.

'These are interesting rules', I said drily.

'If you follow them', said the Sergeant, 'you will save your soul and you
will never get a fall on a slippy road.'

===

On both ape-human and insect-human scales, 55 per cent of non-cyclists and 30 per cent of cyclists rated cyclists as not completely human.

Wut? No 'don't lean'? Heresy!

'These are interesting rules', I said drily.

'If you follow them', said the Sergeant, 'you will save your soul and you
will never get a fall on a slippy road.'

Where is this from?

The Third Policeman, by Flann O'Brien.

All policemen are also cunts.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/03/neo-fascist-violence-keeps-roma-out-of-rome-neighbourhood
Sickening

Torching cars and bins just to clarify that they in no way represent the kind of danger to society that the Roma might.