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Sounds like something to do with dog fighting to me

Pretty much this. Local kids set their dogs, usually in pairs, on larger dogs to test them, see their potential, see if they have the heart for a fight.

Jesus.

https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/5/17535814/uk-face-recognition-police-london-accuracy-completely-comfortable

But while facial recognition performs well in controlled environments (like photos taken at borders), they struggle to identify faces in the wild. According to data released under the UK’s Freedom of Information laws, the Metropolitan’s AFR system has a 98 percent false positive rate — meaning that 98 percent of the “matches” it makes are of innocent people.

Of the two correct matches the Met’s technology has made to date, there have been zero arrests. One match was for an individual on an out-of-date watch list; the other for a person with mental health issues who frequently contacts public figures, but is not a criminal and not wanted for arrest.

You couldn't make it up

So it's only made 100 matches?

Ah 103 matches if you look at the data for the Met Police.

Fared a bit better for the South Wales Police, but still a bit shit.

Whoever is developing/selling the AFR systems are having a laugh.

Gammon Fest '18

http://www.romfordrecorder.co.uk/news/tesco-hornchurch-staff-come-to-the-rescue-with-toilet-after-man-caught-short-whilst-shopping-1-5591641

Gammon Fest '18

Working title for the 1922 Committee summer party?

My hometown...

I thought Arram had moved to the South West?

holy fuck. they've even got the same face-cunt.

What kind of animal does a shit in a supermarket toilet?

Metro gets a bit carried away..

Fairly sure this has been done before but made me snicker like a schoolboy anyway.

Gonna be a fun week... David Davis and two pals gone.

Plus trump for the weekend. A week is a long time in poitics tra la la

Can they get Mogg in as leader before Airforce One hits the runway here?

Just the thought of the contrast of his pasty face against the orange monstrosity is already making me heave.

Johnson quits :)

The house of cards is finally coming down... wonder if May will stay or go, the circumstances are so unique

Hellooooooooooo leadership challenge

A rather strange sub-editing mistake here:

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assuming you're referring to the boars bit:

About 7pm, the official Facebook page of the Thai navy Seals – who have played a key role in the rescue – posted a message: “Two days. Eight boars. Hooyah,” it read, referencing the Wild Boars football team the boys belong to

Aha, I had no idea that was the reference. Thanks.

Has anyone tweeted May, U OK HUN? yet?

On here?

https://mobile.twitter.com/notboysean/status/1016342955823595526

Double hit: https://mobile.twitter.com/dlrw_97/status/1016342924769091590