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Apologies for dredging to disagree with you, but...

Inflation in earnings (of companies) and wage inflation are both normal expected parts of growth under a capitalist system. The latter is paid for out of the former. I.e. payrises of workers are paid for from company profits. If wage inflation gets ahead of earnings inflation then the market expects company profits (and so dividend distributions) to be eaten into, so their shares are of less value to an investor, hence market indices like the Dow fall.

Basically the market correction we just saw is a result of some new wage data causing the rebalancing of that equation. It wasn't the evil lizard overlords worrying that the proletariat were getting above their station.

You're all wrong - the market correction (if that is its real name) was the globalists sending a satanic message to Trump.

https://www.infowars.com/execute-order-666-stock-market-plunge-globalist-signal-to-trump/

Suck it up Procambarus fallaxiphobes;

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2018/feb/07/shell-shock-why-marbled-crayfish-inherit-the-earth-cloning-itself

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Roses are red.

Holly is variegated.

Pensioner, 80, ‘pushed entire arm into cow’s rectum and masturbated.’

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/pensioner-80-pushed-entire-arm-cows-rectum-masturbated-7276619/

Great news. I hope sleep doesn’t regress too much! We’re at 8 weeks and he sometimes sleeps for 4 hours and sometimes doesn’t sleep more than 1 hour at a time. A veritable lottery.

do u guise leik pokemons?

Crew came to recce our house for some upcoming pokemon movie. No sign of any pikachu (or whatevs).

i bet the very first cave man who chucked away a plastic bag didn't think it was all that much of a problem

Did lol :)

http://www.bbc.com/news/business-42875635

So goodbye most clothing shop adverts then...

Source: I am a rocket scientist.

It's hardly brain surgery though is it?

I did it better

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/14079683/

Worked in the same building as a company called Rocket Science (somethingorother, Consulting? Games).

I can tell you that people do tire of that joke, at which point you can take the trolling to a whole new level.

Rocket Science Group the email people? If so, and ironies of all ironies, they're shit at email - which isn't Rocket Science.

This thread has been derailed into space.

I guess they've turned email into rocket science and made it too difficult for themselves?

Headteacher on drink-driving, cocaine rap:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-42980583

Iain Gilmour, 48, was stopped late at night in Portsmouth on 25
January.

He told Portsmouth Magistrates' Court he had been under "constant"
political and financial pressure at Isambard Brunel Junior School.

Disgusting. £200 for half a gram.

Twice the limit and he'd drunk three bottles of wine? So, the limit is now a bottle and a half of wine?

Dunno, bottle of wine is 8 large glasses so 16 units so the same as 9 pints?

"I know my daughters, they don't like it. They feel bad," he says, tucking a loose strand of hair back into his ponytail.

There's some snide cunt BBC journalism, right there - in an article about stereotyping.

I took that to mean over a much longer period he had drunk 3 bottle of wine but at the time he was caught the alcohol level in his blood would have dropped a bit.