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I've always liked Leslie Philips but that was an almighty pile of grumpy old man shit.

[Edit] Realised what I written after I posted, no need for pictures. Seriously. No need

http://www.examiner.com/x-1155-Cycling-Examiner~y2009m1d7-Cycling-team-names-Of-brothels-gas-floor-glue-and-Team-OUCH

Team Diana would be interesting!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/4226922/Teenager-branded-Britains-most-stupid-father-after-failing-to-spell-father.html

that's news, is it..

It was news to me...

ok, http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2009/01/12/jake-gyllenhaal-jogs-with-trainer/#more-13341

ok, http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2009/01/12/jake-gyllenhaal-jogs-with-trainer/#more-13341

Fuck, just spent 5 minutes reading inane comments from god knows who about how hot Jake Gyllenhaal is, oh and how his arms are out of proportion and that he's filming "The Prince of Persia".

I hope your happy now.

Fuck, just spent 5 minutes reading inane comments from god knows who about how hot Jake Gyllenhaal is, oh and how his arms are out of proportion and that he's filming "The Prince of Persia".

I hope your happy now.

I didn't follow the link, so I doubt that he is...

You are the founder of a TV station dedicated to correcting muslim stereotypes. Do you...
A) Renounce extremism in all its forms
B) promote integration with the West or
C) cut your wife's head off, the dishonourable whore?
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/16/buffalo.beheading/index.html

2nd degree murder?

If chopping somones head off is only 2nd degree what do you have to do to get a first?

... Not to be a muslim perhaps.

2nd degree murder?

If chopping somones head off is only 2nd degree what do you have to do to get a first?

Do it with one blow?

I believe you have to plan it first, this would appear to be a case of spontaneous decapitation.

As in the case of muslim religion, spontaneous brain cells combustion.

Fark!

Giant rat caught in China:

that would scre the crap out of me. the rat that is, not muslims.

Another driver gets off lightly:
http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/20334/roadrage-driver-made-cyclist-his-target

Another driver gets off lightly:
http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/20334/roadrage-driver-made-cyclist-his-target

I would say this is attempted murder.

I would say this is attempted murder.

At least the comments section gets it right.

Impressive...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4787261/Gaping-crevasse-that-is-as-flat-as-pavement.html

Another driver gets off lightly:
http://www.oldham-chronicle.co.uk/news-features/8/news-headlines/20334/roadrage-driver-made-cyclist-his-target

He does go to Church though.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7906507.stm?lss

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/satan-makes-room-for-parents-who-complained-about-disabled-tv-presenter-200902241599/

What a bunch of dicks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7908376.stm
£1800 court costs.