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it's not about their kid, it's about him and his idiot wife having an opportunity to go on telly to belleyache about teh gays because Jesus. That Rees Mogg fuck-knuckle started this.

I don't know why but this somehow reminds me of when I was recently told by somebody on Twitter that Jesus is God and God is omnipresent therefore Jesus must be on Twitter.

He really, really did not like it when I pointed out that Jesus was on Grindr too by his logic.

Of course he's on Grindr, he has to save souls.

Is that what the kids call it now days?

shave holes

BBC - Boris Johnson to fly to battered Caribbean.

Skim read your comment as;

BBC - Boris Johnson too battered to fly to Caribbean.

... and wasn't remotely surprised.

Pwnd.

Not sure being omnipresent means you have a twitter account. But I could be totally wrong there.

Did he suggest whether or not he thought Jesus or God tweeted? And if so, do they get all their tweets into the character limit or do they do the cop-out chain post thing?

I skim read it as Boris Johnson to fry battered Caribbean

Maybe it just means God now reads all our tweets along with our thoughts.

Going with the time and all that ;)

Samim Bigzad: Home Office launches second attempt to deport Afghan man threatened with beheading - The Independent
https://apple.news/AFbw5LsDgQ1OXkr4EpckeZw

^ My old friend Kavel is behind this campaign - she has a new petition I'll try and find it and link it

Check out some of her illustration work too

http://www.kavelrafferty.com/

It seems he is being forcibly taken to Heathrow now and possibly on flight TK1980 11:30

Kavel is asking for people to tweet the Home Office @ukhomeoffice

Every time I see a picture of Jesus, he's always in a nightie... is that not confusing for their son?

And he's got long hair

If he's on Grindr maybe he's trying to save r souls?

genuine audible guffaw

A mates little brother wore dresses all the time when he was 5 hetold us and his teachers to call him Charlotte so we went with it. You know what he is now 20 and a perfectly normal kid.

Those one eyed parents can go fuck themselves. The fact they pulled the older child out for a similar reason means that they don't have the ability to respect other people choices. Although we are supposed to respect theirs?

Unfortunately it will be their that will suffer the most and if they end up with behavioral issues they will point the finger at anyone apart from themselves.

cunts.

Sorry I thought you replied to the post with This Be The Verse innit.

Largest ever fatberg found in Whitechapel sewer

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/biggest-ever-fatberg-weighing-whopping-130-tonnes-found-in-east-london-sewer-a3632476.html

Thames Water engineers say it will take them three weeks to remove the berg, which is blocking a stretch of Victorian sewer more than twice the length of two Wembley football pitches.

1/4 the length of 16 Wembley football pitches.

The 250 metre-long solid mass of wet wipes, nappies, fat and oil weighs the same as 11 double-decker buses and is thought to be one of the biggest ever.

Holy...shit

probably not actually

I've deposited bigger after a large meat and chips.

1/726540th of Wales.

The people of Chesterfield in a moving floral tribute to the late Princess of Hearts.