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Pfft.

Is that a Power Glove?

don't want to panic anyone, but it looks like number 10 has already been lost...

whoever did away with it has nicked second from right's goggles too.

Cunt Twat Shitting Fuck Off POLICE..?

Old Clint has gone a bit batshit in his twilight years, hasn't he?

Spell that name in capitals and read it fast. (TBF Bring me the head of Mavis Davis came up with the gag)

What does the yellow button on the side do?

The guy I bought it from didn't say.

Ok be honest... How many of you have seen a Muslim name on the trending topics on Twitter, assumed a brown on white murderer / terror suspect has been named / arrested / charged, only to click the link and see that they have just transferred from Bristol City, scored a record haul of three pointers or bumped a half century for Essex? Confirmation of my own worsening racism? Certainly emphasises the shitty, stereotypical negativity of social media.

must just be you. most of the odd trending names i click on turn out to be horses that have just won a race.

You'll be less smug when Starlight Henge or Logan's Trumpet park a car bomb outside Bluewater.

^ arf

http://www.skysports.com/racing/form-profiles/horse/923941/clem-fandango

Then when you click on the horsenames in Google you get a sponsored link to Findus lasagna.

But yeah it can be hard to resist the grouping of people.

I was relieved that Zeinab Badawe's Twenty Hotels referred to the 3.15 at Uttoxeter winner rather than a mass bombing.

I got into the most horrific discussion with my parents and sister yesterday, all patting themselves on the back for the UK leaving the EU, how it'll stop people crossing the channel, there'll be more school places and hospital beds for the British and other nonsense... Of course I explained they'd all been duped and didn't have a clue what they were talking about then dad started complaining about the weakened pound kicking his pension in the nuts...

I wouldn't mind if they were actually British but I'm the only one out of the four of us who a) isn't an ignorant racist and b) actually holds a UK passport...

#rep

The irony is fucking wonderful. Getting it from my uber-bigoted Dad too. Came to visit me in Gloucester then texted me from the car to say how he was delayed on the way home (quote) because of 'all the fucking immigrants on the road' (end quote).

He was born in Estonia.

Immigrant is basically a byword for someone who is inconveniencing or frightening 'us'...

It seems if you are an immigrant long enough you think you are one of the UK[this mini rant applies to other areas too no doubt!]
But the way EU immigration got talked about in Brexit should have been a clue that, no you are not. You can stay and pay tax, but hey...sssssst don't say anything bad or do anything foreign and please not too many of you, it spoils the milk!

But then some people in their head are always the "perfect" immigrant and the others are all lazy/foreign/too many of them :p

[I'm from NL btw]

go home you daft bastards, christ is it any wonder your kids don't want anything to do with you.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jeremy-corbyn-fathers-for-justice-4-protest-police-roof-home-latest-a7173691.html

intense tipping.

Last year David Cameron complained that the group was being destroyed by the campaigners.

"It is falling apart because of Fathers for Justice clambering over my roof," he told the Evening Standard.

"The tiles are falling off, the window frames are rotten but I am happy there, we all are."

Lol wut?

Indeed. Someone got distracted by their lunch break in the middle of that conclusion.

The main thing that I do when I see names trending on twitter is play a game of Dead or Stupid.

I can never seem to get it right with Katie Hopkins though. Very hard to call that one.

Inconvenient and Frightening.

The words I have in bold 36pt at the top of my CV.

This is the original quote in context (final para):
http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/mrs-cameron-keeps-me-sane-she-s-my-light-and-dark-my-everything-david-cameron-on-family-life-and-how-10113105.html

I've ridden past his house, it's surprisingly normal looking except for the fact it's covered in tiny CCTV cameras.