In the news

Amazingly, nobody seems to have noticed this happening:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/driver-sparks-rail-delays-by-somehow-parking-car-on-fencedoff-stretch-of-track-a3259316.html

Why pixel out the numberplate in the first picture, but keep it plainly on view down the page?

Lol.

Epic level moron trolling from that guy. Points for creativity :)

I'm quite sure the fabulous aren't intended to inherit the earth.

Important gator news:

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/31/giant-alligator-panics-golfers-as-it-ambles-across-course-in-flordia

'Flordia'

this happens weekly in Manchester. http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/audi-tram-track-stuck-manchester-11387772

in local news special; (Note really) Top Tory whopper who I had an argument with on my door step once shows his true colours.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/top-tory-david-dean-said-sadiq-khan-would-treat-white-people-like-dirt-a3258166.html

“as a white man ... you will be a pariah in your own town. He will treat you like dirt”.

........

"....it was a bit of banter."

“I’m not a racist… have you met my wife? She’s from Cyprus.”

oh ok then.

also...

Mr Dean is a marketing expert who worked for the Walt Disney organisation and on soft drink Tango, and says the slogan You Know When You’ve been Tango’ed “was created under my tenure.”

aka 'Someone else created the slogan, I just happened to work there at the time.

I was working at Royal Lodge when the Queen Mum died, so was that my fault?

in slightly more sombre crocogator / aligodile news...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36375769

I'm afraid so.

Oh.

WD then in that case

erm...pills are good again

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/may/31/ecstasy-comeback-european-drugs-survey

Speed cameras:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36399408

There's some genuinely frightening/moronic comments.

There's some genuinely frightening/moronic comments.

Yes, but you just know that a lot of that vitriol is caused by being caught and having fines/points. Or the vitriol is fuelled by sheer stupidity.

Either way, it gives me a warm fuzzy glow.

Lori's going up north for a little weekend away with her mum and dad in a couple of weeks, I am genuinely shitting my pants that she's gonna do something like this...

"Oh, you worry too much, Joe!"

Yeah, because massive fucking salt water crocodiles...

they are terrible bastards. And some of them are nearly as old as you, joe!

#fired

Old Salty...

Yeah, I can see the resemblance... You bastard...

Is it me or is that budget CGI?

They were always good. David Nutt said so

http://www.vice.com/read/wow-this-is-a-big-gator-vgtrn

cc/ @Aroogah

"You know when you've been Deango'd."

Is it me or is that budget CGI?

Not the former, unless you look like a car on railroad tracks.