In the news

We have a cat the size of a large rat.

Elton John and David Furnish. Allegedly.

What has allegedly happened?

Mr Furnish was alleged to have been part of a threesome.

With whom?

2 other participants..

On here?

http://www.24news.ca/the-news/world-news/215510-why-the-english-media-could-go-to-jail-for-reporting-on-the-olive-oil-trysts-of-elton-johns-husband

extra virgin?

2 other participants..

Artist's impression:

I wonder what psi they run their tyres at

Dibs

One of them had to leave the country.

taps nose

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3543701/MP-s-porn-star-lover-shown-Cabinet-papers-John-Whittingdale-new-sex-scandal-SECOND-lover-reveals-affair.html

Long and obviously reliable piece in the Mail today about Whittingdale

Just remembered that some time in the last week, I saw the headline on the front page of the Times, as held by fellow commuter "Thousands die as NHS cuts corners on surgery".
Total wtf moment, no idea about the content - feel it must be bullshit, but on the front page of a 'broadsheet'? ('Thousands die' because, people, they die?) Not going behind the paywall to find out. Urgh fucking shit newspaper.

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/apr/17/boaty-mcboatface-wins-poll-to-name-polar-research-vessel

It's really lazy journalism. How about Thousands Die as NHSfails to find cure for Cancer or Thousands die as NHS fails to stop diabetes. Corner cutting bastards.

Alright, long time lurker and that.

Northampton Town FC gets £10M from the council to do the ground up, the company in charge of the development makes the money vanish. Tory MP for Northampton signed off the loan. Development company has been making big donations to his campaign. Much stinkiness brewing. I'll enjoy this one.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36055614

Looks like we might get to find out who this mystery celebrity is!!!11!!!11111!!

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/18/court-of-appeal-celebrity-threesome-injunction

'Threesome' seems to be the hardest word.

It seems to me they lived their lives like candles in the wind....

It does make you wonder who will still be standing at the end of this.

Don't let your wife go down on me

I hope they'll furnish us with some names before too long. I really shouldn't have written that but as we all know sorry seems to be the hardest word.

I noticed that they used "sorry seems to be the hardest word" as a backing track on Channel 4 news this evening, on the story about Johnny Depps small yappy-type dogs.
I guess it was just about as close to the bone as their lawyers would let them go.

Loving the telly box news. We can't tell you who it is but if you know your way round the internet you probably already know.

In other words go and look at Nikita's Facebook page.