In the news

Where abouts? I'll hang around outside all day throwing cubes of cheese at the door or something.

It was the next road from me on boxing day and nye.

Big up the Levy massive.

My hood getting involved now...

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/chorlton-shooting-caldervale-avenue-police-10691844

not very encouraging for equality in humanity > http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/05/germany-crisis-cologne-new-years-eve-sex-attacks

even less so > http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/06/north-korean-nuclear-test-suspected-as-artificial-earthquake-detected

I saw that, I thought Levy was the new Chorlton, not the other way around?

I thought nuclear weapons promoted peace and security? Well, that's what we're told about trident renewal.

Well done Kim!

We live in Chorlton. Starting to wonder if my girlfriend is a gangster.

ironic "cologne" being a scent to attract .....

It's not the Chorlton Chorlton Levy is becoming, but the hinterland before crossing the Didders border.

The shooters won't hit up Beech or Oswald Rds for fear there'll be a sustained yarn bombing campaign in response to their insurgency.

in fairness - those are probably two separate statements. still a cunt tho.

Be fun to see him identify the mexican border to build his wall.

Oswald Road has an offender rehab hostel on it. The residents probably have standing threads against any acquaintances who shit on that doorstep.

I'm outside unicorn right now, not been shot at all.

Anything yet?

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/08/five-arrested-manchester-shootings?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews

Enid Blyton is on the case.

rest in peace

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35289355

?!?

What could the lovely Jerry Hall see in the billionaire Rupert Murdoch?[/mrsmerton]

Ha!

She's actually engaged to a bloke more shrivelled than her ex. Isn't she supposed to be hunting some significantly fresher meat?

She might love him

like a badge kissing, always supported, poster on my bedroom wall Robbie Keane loves one of many clubs