In the news

where's my fuckin' present?

hmm punctuation
http://www.welfareweekly.com/millionaire-private-landlords-abusing-britains-welfare-system-says-gmb/
staggering indeed

my mate did something similar, while appearing on the bbc news as a spokesman for mintel, caused a dip in the stock market !

hilary clintons " charitable " organisation

they are having to re audit the accounts for the last three years as millions of dollars of " donations " were not recorded

Seems to be about par for the course for American charitable foundations, no? Livestrong springs to mind

THE KITCHEN TENT IS DOWN

One four letter word that transcends every language.

Started playing this, and just as the first people started running, 60s jazz started playing in another tab on my browser. It was like something from The Man From UNCLE. At first I thought it was dubbed over the video you posted and was in slightly bad taste.

But also rather cool.

like the good old days and skylab

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/space/11570637/Russian-spacecraft-spins-out-of-control-in-orbit-live.html

Not sure if this is good or bad news but I'm always wary of how the transport industry will latch it's claws in and misuse something with good intentions. Someone will have to be at the destination to accept the delivery so does that mean longer hours or what? For most stuff it's 9am-5/6pm as that's when people are in work to accept the delivery. If they open up the shift patterns of drivers to be 24hr will more drivers exceeed limits between breaks inplace for safe driving?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32510884

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/developer-told-to-rebuild-maida-vale-pub-brick-by-brick-after-site-torn-down-without-notice-10211892.html

Israeli construction company in illegally bulldozing buildings to build new homes shocker.

Zing!

It's cool. Knowing the pub had heritage value they moved ahead with one of their archeological digs.

Shame the pub collapsed in the process, but this kind of thing happens all the time:

Kirstie Allsopp on Russell Brand:

I can’t understand why leftwing feminists have not come out in their droves to condemn Miliband for going anywhere near Russell Brand. By his own admission he has slept with more than 1000 women, including prostitutes. I find that man abhorrent and I think it is such a bad idea for a politician to have anything to do with him.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/apr/29/milibrand-verdict-election-ed-miliband-russell-brand-trews-interview#comment-51256029

That took me back a bit. That's a very strange and grubby way to attack someone. I don't like Brand much, it wouldn't occur to me to use a person's tally of sexual partners to criticise them.

She is a dyed-in-the-wool tory tho', they'll do anything to score points at this stage in the game...

I'm not sure if I agree with you. How many people have you had sex with?

I think her choice of 1000 sexy partners as a cut off is about right. I'd also ignore anyone who has bonked fewer than 700 people. 700 - 1000 is the proper range for determining good character.

Head axeman of the Fabulous Fucktones.

4-5 a night in their pomp, easily.

Kirstie Allsop's voice drives me fucking insane

So 5 then?

but damn, it was a good night

I can only count to ten... #musician

Ha

Who is Kirstie Alsop?

M&S katie hopkins.