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Staggering...

I assume the overall tone is somewhere to the right of Hitler?

Göring?

Online comments, proving my hypothesis that Earth's population is 95% dickhead since 1995.

jesus. most of those commenters need to be tracked down and forcibly sterilised.

99.9%, Shirley?

Further study required.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/02/students-murdered-university-north-carolina-campus-150211093231033.html

jesus. most of those commenters need to be tracked down and forcibly sterilised.

Unfortunately most people who read the Express have already had forty years to procreate so the damage is already done.

Teh comments...

jesus. most of those commenters need to be tracked down and forcibly sterilised.

Unfortunately most people who read the Express have already had forty years to procreate so the damage is already done.

There's never a bad time to start coating The Express in anthrax

wafc.

http://www.wral.com/three-killed-in-chapel-hill-shooting-46-year-old-man-charged/14438074/

i sincerely hope all non-religious groups will join in coming forward to condemn the violent, senseless acts of this man.

By the sounds of things it was a dispute over parking that escalated very Americanly.

Not sure if this is good or bad...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/cars/audi/news/driverless-audi-on-sale-in-2017/

"the A8 will be able to drive itself in traffic jams up to speeds of about 40mph."

Do u even vorsprung, Sis?

@bothwell sorry didn't see any traffic, was busy watching how the engine was doing on my audi tablet but I agree it said 40mph on the tablet...

http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/126361-hands-on-audi-smart-display-10-2-inch-tablet-to-control-your-radio-from-the-backseat-video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01JnVV6cf48

Audi suck balls.

I was watching their advert for headlights that dip themselves when another car is coming despairingly. Owners will leave the headlights on full-beam the whole time, knowing they will automatically dip for cars coming the other way and will blind peds and bicyclists.

Stupid, lazy, unnecessary driver aids that no one needs, just for the sake of sounding cool to idiots.

that nutty korean airline executive gets jailed for a year
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31433736
can you imagine that happening in the uk, it'd be an inquiry followed by some lost evidence followed by a delay in releasing the report followed by an acquittal

although to be fair she could have got 10 years so a let off in some ways

Another car flips onto its roof. I remember this being a craze last year. You'd have thought the car makers would have addressed this by now

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/tributes-to-estate-agent-killed-when-his-xtype-jaguar-flipped-onto-its-roof-and-hit-tree-10040353.html

“The car was bent around the tree, a complete wreck. I don’t think he stood a chance. Such a young man and his life over just like that. It’s really sad.”

Fuck the whole way that's written makes it sound like the car drove off the road and smashed into a tree all by itself.

Such a shame, driverless car are a menace, I don't know why they're going to be introduced on our road.

Seriously

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/driver-loses-control-of-1m-zonda-supercar-and-crashes-into-railings-on-industrial-estate-10041368.html

How the fuck do these people manage these things?

That's what happen when you decided to bring in driverless cars.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

meanwhile - in the land of my peepol.

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Spur-customer-left-traumatised-after-robbery-20150210

The Spur still exists. Wow.