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That crusty juggler's excuse for barging bum face seems a bit disingenuous.

Much euph.

he was jogging right ?
or maybe he just wanted his 15mins
it's rare for cameron to be out in the open surely the guy wasn't just hanging around on the off chance he could fake a jogging accident ?

someones got to win the lottery even though the odds are millions to one

He makes straight for him, he's aiming. Then he gets cuffed and says "What? I was jogging!"

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/jogger-stable-after-brushing-against-toxic-amphibian-2014102892163

“We worship Lord Ganesha. There must have been some plastic surgeon at that time who got an elephant’s head on the body of a human being and began the practice of plastic surgery.”

This is from the actual prime minister of a real country. One of the biggest in the world. With nuclear weapons.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/28/indian-prime-minister-genetic-science-existed-ancient-times

has anyone noticed the increased number of police on the streets in the last few days ?
2's and 3's on street corners

“We worship Lord Ganesha. There must have been some plastic surgeon at that time who got an elephant’s head on the body of a human being and began the practice of plastic surgery.”

This is from the actual prime minister of a real country. One of the biggest in the world. With nuclear weapons.

theguardian.com/world/2014/oc­t/28/indian-prime-minister-genetic-scien­ce-existed-ancient-times>

Weird that a religious fundamentalist doesn't recognise the difference between a 'God' and a 'bloke with an elephant's head for a head'.

I hope he never watches Labyrinth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiUt5HuW3xc

Didn't former president GW Bush subscribe to a few fundamentalist Christian historical "facts"? Pretty sure Reagan was a key figure in the rise of the Christian right in the US too.

Sewing an elephant head on a fella seems far less fanciful than the world being created in a day.

I mean, it's just a science problem to sew a new head onto someone - we can stick pig hearts in your chest, why not figure out how to stick an elephant head on your neck?

There seem to be a lot of practicalities Modi hasn't considered. Ganesha's usually portrayed dancing - try cutting a rug with Babar's head balanced on your shoulders.

At least we could be sure that Bush was surrounded by wise and restrained advisors to keep his nuttiness in check, eh? Oh...

Yeah, I reckon a lot of little, reasonably powerful gods is much more plausible than one big fuck off God and there are a bunch of people in charge of nukes who are happy to say they work for him. Yes he sounds nuts but only as nuts as everyone else, just pecan instead of almond.

a lot of little, reasonably powerful gods is much more plausible than one big fuck off God

Exactly why I think it's more plausible.

I can't remember the name, but there's a saint dedicated to cyclists in Dutch Catholicism. You can also get your bicycle blessed in some churches.

And why not?

Because it's all bollocks.

enjoy hell, lol!

so is the helmets thread but people still post in it

And why not?

because how dare christians try to appropriate OUR progressive secular pastime. They'll be allowing wimmin priests next. Bastards.

Judging by the fuckwits proclaiming to be Christians in Narn Ire, hell sounds temping

^ Narnia?

Are you guys like not with the westboro church?

If only ;)

Plenty of things in closets though...

Firework factory on fire in Stafford

West Midlands ambulance service said it was treating patients suffering from burns and smoke inhalation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5npO2f5CdaA

Give what you can. This is big.

http://www.dec.org.uk/?gclid=Cj0KEQjw5syiBRCwxPbE6o_MsK4BEiQAUowjpr_EwWQ6U8zRMNcnzeftOqTHkJpP1e_1dQ3SjqCGsFIaApjI8P8HAQ

Is that legit?