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Words fail me.

^ Unbelievable

nauseating, sub human scum.

when linking to daily heil articles, it's a good idea to use this - that way you don't give them the satisfaction of earning ad revenue from your hard earned clicks.

Ah nice one! *edited link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13764540

Someone has tried to murder Joss Stone.

Mondo Bizarro on so many levels, it is though worth reading the quote at the end from the local farmer in a west country accent!

doctor tells david cameron to shit-off from his ward. strong work sir.

YouTube - ‪Doctor interrupts Cameron's NHS photo-op‬‏

^ That is brilliant.

That's my dad

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who? david cameron? posh git.

No the angry surgeon

the doctor fella in a bow tie? posh git.

no but yeah, nice one

The whole point is he's not allowed to wear a normal tie and has to have short sleeves...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

^^^Quite right too. Notice how Cameron turns on the camera-crew, who will be trailing him all day no doubt and who he’ll have been pals with up to this point, as soon as the surgeon objects to them being there. Cameron was a grass at Eton, and is now a politician, which was good training. Smooth work Dave, classic political manoeuvring. Listen to the man, he’s in charge there, not you.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

Old news, fella.

This dodgy gadger has done his time, got out, then just went straight back to wanking in cow shit as if nothing had happened.

He's in the clink for two years.

If I had to share a cell with him, I wouldn't be taking a crap in the bucket in the corner during the night.

Call me what you will, but I won't provide wanking material for cell mates.

I'll call you egotistical, to think that someone would even fancy your shit.

I sell my shit to politicians, £50 a pop. They carry it around in food bags and occasionally give it a squeeze and a sniff.
#markoaten

Has there ever been a more dismal and depressing dollop of hogwash from a Labour leader than this waffle?

http://www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2011/06/13/ed-miliband-responsibility-speech-in-full

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13782357

Now, I'm no expert on female anatomy or reproduction but something about this doesn't sound right to me

Contraception was not used and she was left "paranoid" she might end up pregnant, jurors were told.
Mr Thorne provided her with laxatives in a bid to prevent this, she said.

If you have the shits, you're unlikeley to get any action.

There are always exceptions.

vm?

Best speak to Ed.

doctor tells david cameron to shit-off from his ward. strong work sir.

YouTube - ‪Doctor interrupts Cameron's NHS photo-op‬‏

How very odd seeing that the particular doctor with the bow tie never set foot on that particular ward for the past five years.

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How very odd seeing that the particular doctor with the bow tie never set foot on that particular ward for the past five years.

Ed to Ed.