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Mum saves son from choking on a boiled sweet by slapping him on the back

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Or to put it another way, universities have broken up and the summer interns are here.

In tomorrow's edition, cat stuck in tree. Dog fetches slipper. Parrot taught to swear by teenage mum of three.

the only non gay in the village, daffyd thomas will not be happy

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/no-straight-people-allowed-dutch-scheme-for-gay-village-sparks-backlash-9547025.html

Brighton jokes in 3...2....1......

Brighton jokes, knock yourself out.

The Best Ever Book of Brighton and Hove Albion Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who:Amazon.co.uk:Books

http://news.sky.com/story/1285129/british-isis-militants-will-target-uk

come at me bro

Wait everyone, hold the front page.

Mum saves son from choking on a boiled sweet by slapping him on the back

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what do you expect from a village newspaper?

"Yorkshire Evening Post"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire

5.25m people, 11903 sq.km

Lol

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/19/injured-explorer-rescued-germany-deepest-cave

That cave is 19km long. He was 6.5km in.

The logistics of the rescue mission, involving 728 people from five countries and estimated to have cost several million euros, has captured the imagination of the German public since climbers arrived at the site of the accident last Friday.

Geez! no wonder they want to close the cave to public.

so heartless ed.

Bee Gees - How Deep Is Your Love (1977) - YouTube

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-27941589

Grade A scum

They are indeed scum, but those are some long ass sentences! Wow!

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/big-commute-bikes-metrolink-tram-7299544

The bike always wins....

It does most of the time. I've only occasionally heard of a commuter challenge in which it came second.

Depends on the commute. In Venice it'd be fucked.

http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/colorado-front-range/831660d1379098111-what-front-range-trail-will-ridable-tomorrow-water-bike_1455866i.jpg

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

WAC

Lulz.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/19/injured-explorer-rescued-germany-deepest-cave

That cave is 19km long. He was 6.5km in.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

WAC

same story?

coulson thrown under the bus in apparent bid to save firecrotch's tory chums any further embarrassment. there'll be plenty of top chaps breathing sighs of relief over their country suppers in chipping norton tonight.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/andy-coulson-found-guilty-of-phone-hacking-live-coverage

Amazing... Can't believe Brooks got off...

She knows where the bodies are buried.

Didn't she admit in court to paying a police officer for information? Which, I believe, is a criminal offence.