In the news

^ nah, servers innit.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/roads-not-a-velodrome-2014040385379

very droll

hehe. I've been debating (with myself) all day as to whether the phrase "very droll" has ever been spoken out loud not sarcastically.

I notice hippy gets a special mention at the end.

WTF??

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU EU. Indian mangos are so much better than the shitty, wanky green mangos.

I personally like the crunchy tangy brazilian mangoes the best.

https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2014/04/03/brendan-eich-steps-down-as-mozilla-ceo/

Brendan Eich was appointed just last month but came in for heavy criticism for his views on same-sex marriage.

ha short stay douche bag

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/a-geep-or-a-shoat-farmer-seeks-name-for-rare-animal-born-from-sheep-and-goat-9239761.html

a geep shoat has been born
a rare animal allegedly

farmer looks happy with himself

how can we be sure it's not a humoat or a sheman

This has potential for some good news, but unconfirmed or repeated as yet;

http://english.cri.cn/6909/2014/04/05/189s820764.htm

in graun now: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/05/mh370-chinese-patrol-ship-detects-pulse-signal

"signal with a frequency of 37.5kHz per second"

Bah.

Bah seconded.

the chain of earthquakes down the west coast of the americas is quite an interesting thing if you are a geographer

they've been saying san fran is due a big one, as the plate boundary down the west coast fractures, shifts and re aligns

keep safe out there our american brethren

Yep. This gonna be like Godzilla.

has anyone mentioned chemtrails yet?

Godzilla farts chemtrails?

Indian mangos are now banned by the EU.

Hang on - does this mean - not the Aphonso mango?!?!

I've never eaten a decent mango in this country... All crap...

The best I've had were in Australia. One of my ultimate childhood memories.

Hang on - does this mean - not the Alphonso mango?!?!

All Indian mangoes, including Alphonso.

Yep. This gonna be like Godzilla.

Godzilla in Bolivia on coke?

Shit! Thats a lot of reptile.

volcanoes erupting, chain of earthquakes

earth is angry
maria miller's fault ?

Maybe her and Eric Pickles had a bit of illicit tummy rubbing going on.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/06/sheffield-half-marathon-cancelled-minutes-before-race-because-of-lack-of-water-4690200/

they do know it's available readily from many millions of sources

^ Especially given the UK's rainfall in the first few months of this year! Epic fail >>>>>>>

volcanoes erupting, chain of earthquakes

earth is angry
maria miller's fault ?

Nope, we're still blaming gay marriage.

#vote UKIP