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Give the cunt a medal. Let him out in 5 years who gives a fuck.
I shall leave this thread to those who tow the line

You probably mean 'toe the line'...

Or do you?

Late to the party

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2513568/Bongo-Bongo-MEP-stand-drivers-champion-Godfrey-Bloom-says-speed-car-accidents.html

warning - contains daily mail & godfrey bloom & keith peat.

keep up, marcus

As if that somehow makes it worse?
You can fuck off it's a free forum. I wasn't aware yet again that one had to keep their views in line with others before being branded with that old hackneyed cliche a 'Daily Mail reader'

Not a hatemonger no. Whatever that is?
Just someone who is so disgusted at any attacks like this on children that feels the perpetrator needs special treatment.
Treatment that the law is unable to provide which is probably a good thing.
Fortunately most of these nonce cunts end up dead
Like this fucker who I had the mispleasure of meeting a few times and whose actions didn't go down too well in the local community. But he was killed in the end so that is something I guess

Just like this one got what he deserved, eh? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-25122280

I remember a few people on the forum saying they would vote for Boris at the last Mayoral election. They've been a bit quiet in the last couple of weeks.
Still, in the not too distant future they will possibly get to help him to fulfil his ambition to be Prime Minister. They might want to do an IQ test first though.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/nov/27/boris-johnson-thatcher-greed-good

IQ under 85? Reign in your expectations. You are officially the underclass. Not to worry though, this time the ultra rich (some of who, just possibly, are not all that bright themselves and haven't actually earned their money) will look after you. They will be nice this time. It will be different. And you, you will be grateful.

I think they were one of those bands who hung on by having loads of pals in the press and changing their style every few years. It certainly wasn't their songs, though back in the days they were a brilliant live band. I only give a shit because I toured with those dudes a few times back in the early 2000s when baggy jeans were OK, so having been in zines with the dude gives the whole thing an even more surreal edge. Fucking bizarre.

Brilliant live band...???

Deconstruction. 2001. Second headliners after Lagwagon (I don't fucking know how).

Nobody was even in time with the drummer. One of the worst live bands I've ever seen. I was gutted that I had to sit through them to wait for Lagwagon.

never heard of it. looks shit.

Such Troll.

Much faked account.

So cunt.

also belongs in epic wtf

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/police-boothstown-salford-pull-peter-6348891

Student loan repayment needs tighter controls, say MPs

The expected level of debt to be written off had been set at 28% in 2010, which had risen to 35% by 2013.

Labour's university spokesman, Liam Byrne, said figures from the House of Commons library showed this had risen to more than 40%, which would cost a further £600m.

"We may be at the point where so many students loans are being written off, that the government's new student finance system is actually more expensive than the old arrangements, even though the government is asking students for three times as much money," said Mr Byrne.

I wonder if anyone is actively doing that analysis?

"Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown"

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/28/norfolk-police-warn-alarm-clown-norfolk

One of those headlines that just makes you smile:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/nov/29/dappy-ndubz-kicked-face-horse

Not looking forward to the headlines tomorrow when the extent of the casualties are known in the Glasgow chopper crash.

just seeing that all over the Twattersphere etc. Gotta be a few not least the crew - dropped outta the sky like a stone allegedly

few people I know down there for that gig - ska band

And it appears to be a polis helicopter too.

This is the second time a cop chopper has crashed in Glasgow city centre. Hope casualties are minimal.

The Guardian story just irritates me. WTF does Salmond have to do with anything? Would Scottish independence have made the blindest difference? Gah. I'm ashamed to be a hack sometimes.

I fucking hate Alex Salmond with extreme prejudice, but he is Scotland's First Minister, so if there's a national tragedy then he's going to make a speech about it. Just like that shiny pink twat Cameron would also make a speech about a national disaster.

The job of the First Minister isn't solely to bang on about Scottish independence (although you could be forgiven for thinking that it is from watching the cunt's antics).

is it not more that he crowbarred in the 'scottish resilience' comment - entirely irrelevant and could be seen as trying to push the Independence agenda at a totally inappropriate moment?

he is a fucking tool - I wish they'd hurry up and get this charade vote out of the way doing my head in

I don't think we can reasonably blame the Guardian for that, though :-)

I think the fat prick sees himself as one of history's great statesmen in the making, which is presumably why he pushes his greasy patriotism at every opportunity. The brave big man who united our fierce wee nation.

Hadrian's wall could do with a refurbishment, plus think of the jobs it'll create.

Dr Simon Mitchell of the Safety and Accident Investigation Centre..... "There are tens of potential causes and potential factors involved in this situation" he added.

Great. There are 'tens' of potential things that can go wrong and make a police helicopter fall out of the sky.

The amount of English butthurt over Salmond and Scottish independence never ceases to amaze me. That it's the default response to a horrible accident that happened to occur in Scotland is pretty extraordinary. Bit of sensitivity, please.

Yeah, bothwell.

Yeah, eightball.