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Lets face it, lefties are just wrong.

They're not right, if that's what you mean

They're all at least 60% Lizard, and are part of the plot to turn decent, upright, right-handed people into their slaves.

Shut up right-handed peasant.

Prepares pitchfork+torch

Right handed pitchfork.

Apparently female cats are right-pawed, where as males favour their left...time to experiment...

retaliates by grabbing left-handed potato peeler and can opener

can't remember where left-handed scissors are

Right, I'm starting the English Dextral League- I have the haircut for it already.

Should also be banned from polo.

:-p

Lefties account for around ten percent of the general population but more than seventy five percent of serial killers.

Just saying.

Lefties do everything better than righties, including killing.

Apart from batting left handed in cricket.

Lefties account for around ten percent of the general population but more than seventy five percent of serial killers.

Just saying.

You are suggesting that we intern them?

Sounds reasonable.

In my day they beat you with a stick to "correct" the problem :(

Wasn't that for being gay?

That's Russia...

...today!

Lefties account for around ten percent of the general population but more than seventy five percent of serial killers.

Just saying.
Where did you get that figure from?!

Where did you get that figure from?!

Made it up

There is also a left/right footed preference to push off on a bike. Not sure if this links to left/right handedness. Poll here to find out

Made up facts are funnier. Fact!

National service!

http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/bills/cbill/2013-2014/0032/cbill_2013-20140032_en_2.htm#l1g1

#paymoreattention

Made up facts are funnier. Fact!

i heard 57% of people agree with that

58 % actually. Fact.