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^ The dream is to find super heavy stable elements.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Island_of_stability

Like Jumbonium!

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/23/uk-government-independent-military-base

This is some crazy shit going on.

http://www.crikey.com.au/2013/08/27/ten-things-weve-learnt-about-the-surveillance-state/

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/exclusive-uks-secret-mideast-internet-surveillance-base-is-revealed-in-edward-snowden-leaks-8781082.html

From the comments:

                                                                                               At the top of this article is a byline of authors:

DUNCAN CAMPBELL , OLIVER WRIGHT , JAMES CUSICK , KIM SENGUPTA
Each of these names is clickable. Clicking on a name goes to the search page of this paper, however there are 0 results in each case.
What a broken piece of crap. Much like the journalism exhibited in this piece.

I couldn't even find the independant story by searching their site.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/exclusive-uks-secret-mideast-internet-surveillance-base-is-revealed-in-edward-snowden-leaks-8781082.html

From the comments:

Oliver Wright gets one hit but a brief google of the other names does at least show they are real people.

yep, but have they written the article?
its a conspiracy theorists goldmine! just like the bourne identity!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23862212

The watchdog says there is inadequate competition inside the private health market and that private health providers are ripping off consumers to the tune of between £173m and £193m a year (which the watchdog describes as a "conservative estimate" of the detriment).

I couldn't even find the independant story by searching their site.

Did you spell it right?

lolz

kim jong un has ex girlfriend executed
bet his current wife is getting a bit hot under the collar

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html

trumped up charges ? , maybe she was going to do a tell all on piers morgans american chat show or a sun exclusive ?

what a great idea

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23869462

although sitting talking to some cold caller for hours on end is the downside !

^^ Fuck!!!

Turns out that a kangaroo wasn't the only thing that Rolf tied down.

Four counts of indecent images.

I never liked his painting but that's taking artistic criticism to an extreme.

Oh dear. Where are you reading this?

Nine counts of indecent assault.

And I thought there were only Two Little Boys

BBC newsflash

BBC news banner just appeared in front of me. I can't post anything from the app.

He certainly was Jake the Peg, with his extra leg...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23880768

An Australian told me that they knew he was a nonce which is why they sent his over here. Hope that doesn't hold true for all Australians in London.

Paging hippy.

^^ a bit like us with Peirs Mogan.

Nine counts of indecent assault.

And I thought there were only Two Little Boys

Nine counts against two people, both female aged 14-15 at the time of the alledged incidents.

Innocent until proven guilty and all that but he is Australian so we should tar them all with the same brush just in case. We can always issue an apology should we get things wrong.