In the news

just like that Mi6 agent who neatly folded himself away in a suitcase and zipped and locked it then killed himself

Very polite of him to do it that way, so little mess

This baby people are going on about, will it get us a public holiday if it's stillborn?

I think you need to work up the crowd a little for that one. I wouldn't open with it.

Works for me, rep'd

It's a Boy!

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/go-home-or-face-arrest-billboard-crackdown-on-illegal-immigration-8725724.html

Who need's the EDL when you've got Compassionate Conservatism?

fuck me those comments are shocking.

And nearly all of them voted conservative.

Evidently there's going to be a full monty gun salute tomorrow in London.

Does that mean that the amnesty has failed?

Exclusive pictures of the birth released...

I love B3ta

Rollapalooza on the morning news with Sir Chris Hoy explaining what it is.

Nail.On.Head
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/royal-baby-news-wish-wills-2079208#.Ue5NdrWaFH9.facebook

this planet's ruined, let's set fire to it and start again...

http://i.imgur.com/A1saiqc.png

Oh for fuck's sake...

^^^Yep.

this planet's ruined, let's set fire to it and start again...

http://i.imgur.com/A1saiqc.png

Somebody once shouted at me in the Spotted thread on here in uncannily similar circumstances

I hope you told them "no you're a gender role".

Half of them are probably on here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23429849

That's been illegal here for years, however, enforcement is lax.

Where is here?

Over there

Is that near?

way over yonder in the minor key

it's next door adjacent