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There's a baby coming. THERE'S A FUCKING BABY COMING!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrr

The nation will be sooooo proud.

This is going to go on for weeks

Kill me now

There's a baby coming. THERE'S A FUCKING BABY COMING!!!

Arrrrrrrrrrr

The nation will be sooooo proud.

This is going to go on for weeks

Kill me now

And I see the OTT news covered, where multiple articles are generated to report just one thing, has spread to here.

Didn't realize you were expecting???

And I see the OTT news covered, where multiple articles are generated to report just one thing, has spread to here.

Its malignant.

The nation will be sooooo proud.

The nation doesn't give a fuck.

You're about to be very disappointed with how much of a fuck the nation gives. As am I.

Probably not, actually. Thankfully I won't see any of the sycophantic simperings...

The nation doesn't give a fuck.

Not according to the upcoming sales figures of the Special Edition Daily Mail Bumper Issue Extra Special 1000000 pages Full Colour Royal Birth Special.

The Daily Mail (as well as all the bored, curtain-twitching housewives of Surbiton) are cunts.

There must be people at the Daily Express literally quivering with pre orgasmic excitement. It's the journalistic equivalent of preparing to convert a penalty for the national side or being led out by the best train ever on day 21 in Paris. Everything they've ever trained for, all those years of picking up scraps here and there and honing their sycophancy leads up to this point. The way those primary colours will look on the cheap paper stock in that magazine special. The trembling hearts racing as they finally secure that 'exclusive' on how Kate has successfully bedecked Jr in modest, high st finds in keeping with the austerity being felt by the nations mums. The pride felt by Great Grandad Phil that he was able to hang on to witness the spectacle of the future monarch unloading its first milky deposit over Liz's regal shoulder. The screen grabs lovingly captured from the Skycopter's footage of the bullet proof entourage creeping along the sealed off public highways, returning the new hope for all that is British back to the bosom of it's publicly funded kingdom so that it can begin it's development into what will be a fine leader of our faux democratic Empire. God bless. God bless us all. But more than anything God bless the hacks at the Express. This is their Everest, their Olympic dream.

it's like diana died all over again

More importantly, the government are to approve mandatory censorship of pornographic material online... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23401076

What will they decide is too dangerous for me to view next?

filters would make a difference, saying that the killers of schoolgirls April Jones and Tia Sharp had accessed legal pornography before moving on to images of child abuse.

I also gather that at least one of the killers had listened to a David Cameron speech and watched at least 2 party political broadcasts before moving on to killing children

More importantly, the government are to approve mandatory censorship of pornographic material online... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23401076

What will they decide is too dangerous for me to view next?

lfgss.com ?

I also gather that at least one of the killers had listened to a David Cameron speech and watched at least 2 party political broadcasts before moving on to killing children

Yup; watching that shiny, chinless wonder on the TV would definitely cause the odd nutter to go on a killing spree.

subverting the nation

what a nice family friendly way of implementing widespread internet censorship.

ffs.

filters would make a difference, saying that the killers of schoolgirls April Jones and Tia Sharp had accessed legal pornography before moving on to images of child abuse.

I understand that the killers had also watched hundreds of hours of TV adverts before moving on to killing children.

i bet they smoked and drank too
ban tobacco adverti ...... oh

filters would make a difference, saying that the killers of schoolgirls April Jones and Tia Sharp had accessed legal pornography before moving on to images of child abuse.

Seems the killers have eaten many McDonalds Burgers and the occasional KFC (and eaten horses) before moving on to killing children

ban governments