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Personally I enjoy being talked to as if I were a small child. I usually go to Any Questions Answered for my daily fix but it is nice to have a back up thread.

Hush, speak when you are spoken too.

Regarding that Eton question up there.... Massively impressed. Being an Oxford and private school cunt myself I have honestly always been in awe of the way that one school can have such an effect on the way they carry on in the world. Of I could afford it, and I cannot, and my child was so inclined it would be the best money I could ever spend. Boris would not be Boris if he had gone to the local comp. he would have his head kicked in and he would deserve it.

I like Jewish people, they're exotic.

Actual Eton College exam question:

http://www.etoncollege.com/userfiles/file/KS%202011%20General%20Paper%201.pdf

Every kid should be asked this stuff.

I like Jewish people, they're exotic.

What about the Lizard people?

That is the function of terrorism. Its theatre for the press and about creating fear. Its effective. The "Palestinian" narrative was accepted on the world stage through its leaders extreme acts of violence without respect for any taboos including raping and castrating small children.
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Tell me when the "Palestinian's" even have access to small Israeli children to rape and castrate? And you claim this is a non-taboo part of the mainstream palestinian narrative accepted on a world stage? No one has even heard of it!

Samir Quantar is a celebrated hero because he crushed a Jewish child’s skull with a rock, because he made the Jewish father watch this bloody deed and then murdered the father. He has become a symbol to the Arab world of their jihad against Israel, against Jews.

Samir Kuntar is an Isolated case where the "palestinians" got "one over" on the Palestinians, a single person from a fringe group. I doubt they have anywhere near the adoration you describe. He kidnapped a family and killed like three people.

What I will say is that if you rob people of their Humanity and Dignity, expect them to "lose it" a bit.

If for example, like that Syrian Rebel Who Cut out the Heart of his enemy to eat it. I aint gonna say shit to condemn it. I have not been in that situation, all these people. Like Palestinians have been pushed and pushed, whatever horrors they might end up doing is only a product of their situation

Ariel Sharon (the butcher of beirut) brutally murdered hundreds of people, blowing up housing with families inside etc. And went on the be the leader of Israel.

How do like them apples?

Good luck to hippy for merging the cross posts from this and the popcorn thread.

Well the Daily Mirror video of the Woolwich suspects attacking the police and being shot is as fucking batshit insane as the rest of the incident.

Had to watch it 5 time to actually believe it. Simply insane

Head of the European Golf Tour - 'Sergio Garcia can't be racist - some of his best friends are coloured'.

That's a guy you want in your corner.

crikey - didn't you defend that racist cannibal that's on the books at LFC only a few weeks ago?

ooops guilty as charged
but to be fair George O'Grady doesn't play for Liverpool

Then London can burn alongside Stockholm. The social situation that lead to the 2011 London riots have not been solved. Throw in next generation fascists like the EDL and you have a warehouse filled with petrol just waiting for a match.... ”

You sound like someone who frankly doesn't give a fuck about living in a civilised society.. We are all cunts, we can be selfish sometimes, but we still get along. Your words are hollow, London has an ability of coping with the most tragic of circumstances in its long history, on a whole we don't live with paramilitary gangs terrorising ethnic groups and 99.9% of british muslims are peace loving. You need to quit reading shit on the interwebz, go see the world and stop behaving like an idiot.

Regarding that Eton question up there.... Massively impressed. Being an Oxford and private school cunt myself I have honestly always been in awe of the way that one school can have such an effect on the way they carry on in the world. Of I could afford it, and I cannot, and my child was so inclined it would be the best money I could ever spend. Boris would not be Boris if he had gone to the local comp. he would have his head kicked in and he would deserve it.

No need to be that impressed.
That was an example of the 'King's Scholarship examination'.
Privileged cunts like Boris can get away with The 'Common Entrance'.

You sound like someone who frankly doesn't give a fuck about living in a civilised society.. We are all cunts, we can be selfish sometimes, but we still get along. Your words are hollow, London has an ability of coping with the most tragic of circumstances in its long history, on a whole we don't live with paramilitary gangs terrorising ethnic groups and 99.9% of british muslims are peace loving. You need to quit reading shit on the interwebz, go see the world and stop behaving like an idiot.

This is comedy half day, remember they don't like it up them, don't panic and remeber we are all doomed. Oh and don't give them your name pike.

c.30 squaddies on horseback going very slowly around Woolwich barracks right now. Never seen this before, so imagine there's some link to this week's events. My bus has been stuck behind them for 15 mins, wish they'd get their gallop on.

... My bus has been stuck behind them for 15 mins...

Get on your bike.
http://www.lfgss.com/thread30701.html

Left it in work yesterday going for Thurs beers. My fault. Fecking horsies took us the whole way thru Charlton. If this incident shows one thing, it's that you don't fuck with a Londoner's bus journey.

macdonalds announce the mega potato

those horses seem to leave a lot of horse eggs on the street
when they trot past the office here in mayfair they leave enough behind to get a whole bed of rose bushes growing spectacularly

whereas dog owners get fined for same misdemeanour

Horses just eat grass though innit.

Dogs eat all sort of filth and as a result you can get crazy-cray diseases from it and young-uns can go blind etc.

Granted if you trod a horse poo you might just lose your shoe entirely, which is an altogether different aspect to consider. Should probably just be done with it and force horse riders to carry a few bin bags on their riding crop and threaten to fine them 10 grand if someone's Smart car gets stuck in it and has to get dug out with special machinery.

You have obviously accepted the "Palestinian narrative"...

Dude, stop stealing my thunder, we can't have two people talking load of bullshit on here.

Ed pls, only two people?

Horses just eat grass though innit.

Dogs eat all sort of filth and as a result you can get crazy-cray diseases from it and young-uns can go blind etc.

Granted if you trod a horse poo you might just lose your shoe entirely, which is an altogether different aspect to consider. Should probably just be done with it and force horse riders to carry a few bin bags on their riding crop and threaten to fine them 10 grand if someone's Smart car gets stuck in it and has to get dug out with special machinery.

in all the movies about army basic training there is always some mug getting into trouble ... couldn't they get said guy to jog along behind with a shovel

Ed pls, only two people?

You need wider rims to see that.

^ Your mind is a magical place scoble :-)

Wasn't sure where this goes so will leave it here. It's a start, but I wonder where they are getting their advice on what to do and not to do.

  May 24 (Press Association) -- Learner drivers are to be taught cycle awareness under plans announced today by the UK's two biggest driving schools.
AA Driving School and BSM have committed to ensuring all  their instructors cover vital skills about driving around cyclists.
All driving instructors from both schools will have a  module which covers some "dos and don'ts" about sharing the road with cyclists. Instructors will also be given a worksheet about safe driving around cyclists for their pupils to use.
This worksheet sets out the facts about cyclists on the roads and encourages learners to think about the care, courtesy and consideration they should afford those on two wheels.
The driving schools said they are committed to improving  road safety by radically reducing cyclist casualty rates which showed that 107 were killed and 3,087 seriously injured on the roads in 2011.