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http://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2013-05-22/cycle-tweet-girl-breaks-her-silence/

blown out of precaution

She should be put to sleep, just as a proportion measure.

did you see the look to camera at the end of the interview? said it all for me, totally fake and stage managed

she looks like she's had a stroke-oxygen starvation/brain damage might go some way to explaining why she's such a fucking idiot and also the poor co-ordination effecting her driving. She should see a doctor, I mean it's the only explanation because she's such a kind, sincere tax advi... i mean, human being who would never do anything bad if she wasn't caught ou.. I mean, if she didn't hit and ru... I mean make silly tweets. And we're all allowed at least one silly tweet in our lives guyz, come on it's not like they refer to anything in the real world or anything. Fuck.

where is clive with the legal ramifications ?
she twittered she did it
there are probably scratches on her car
the whole cycle club spotted she didn't stop
she definately didn't come back and enquire if cyclist was ok

surely thats game set and match to toby

come on toby put her away

^ this

throw her to the lions whilst we're at it.......

nah, just unlease spartacus on her arse

I'm Spartacus and so's my wife.

done

Can I recall my previous argument from the memes thread about normal kitchen knives being way more dangerous than guns? If the attackers had a functioning gun on them instead of knives, I can pretty much guarantee they would not have sucessfully killed the target.

Oh, well done DFP. Allow me to offer you a slow hand clap for being proven right by the horrifically violent death of another human being.

Oh wait... you're still talking utter bollocks about something you clearly know nothing about.

Silly me - do carry on spouting nonsense.

where is clive with the legal ramifications ?
she twittered she did it
there are probably scratches on her car
the whole cycle club spotted she didn't stop
she definately didn't come back and enquire if cyclist was ok

She's failed to stop after an accident, charge one, potentially dangerous driving charge/at least a careless driving charge, charge two. The failure to stop is an absolute stick on, given her admission on twitter.

The second charge should also be fairly easy to prove, given her admissions, and the evidence of the cyclist and his club.

I don't know the difference between a meat cleaver and a machete, I suspect a lot of people don't.

^ a rare sighting of somebody who doesn't play GTA!

She's failed to stop after an accident, charge one, potentially dangerous driving charge/at least a careless driving charge, charge two. The failure to stop is an absolute stick on, given her admission on twitter.

The second charge should also be fairly easy to prove, given her admissions, and the evidence of the cyclist and his club.

next question ... how long will she get in chokey ?

i'm presuming it isn't the first stupid thing she's done
i've seen her other twitter posts where she admits to burying bodies on the north norfolk coast
the 10kg of crack she smuggled into the country and her false imprisonment of 3 young male childs

surely she'll get some custodial ?

Can I recall my previous argument from the memes thread about normal kitchen knives being way more dangerous than guns? If the attackers had a functioning gun on them instead of knives, I can pretty much guarantee they would not have sucessfully killed the target.

Look, here's scientific proof that you are wrong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d5jXDvrOu4

next question ... how long will she get in chokey ?

i'm presuming it isn't the first stupid thing she's done
i've seen her other twitter posts where she admits to burying bodies on the north norfolk coast
the 10kg of crack she smuggled into the country and her false imprisonment of 3 young male childs

surely she'll get some custodial ?

No custodial, a driving ban, a driving course recommendation, suspended sentence at worst, community service likely.

Depending on the crime, if she is convicted, it will haunt her through her adult career as most "Trusted" positions require a CRB check of sorts and explaining to the HR department that your CRB is flagged because of a hit and run doesn't go down too well in any profession.

Is essence, if convicted, she will be wanking old men off for pennies inside a week..................

According to Court News UK Boya Dee (the rapper who live tweeted from the Woolwich incident) has turned down £75k for his story.

I thought he seemed like a good egg. This gives you some insight into how much the person who sold that footage to ITV would have received.

^ a rare sighting of somebody who doesn't play GTA!

I do (well, have done, actually), I'm more a flamethrower/machine gun/mow them down with my motor kind of chap.

he's holding out for a jeremy kyle show

No custodial, a driving ban, a driving course recommendation, suspended sentence at worst, community service likely.

Depending on the crime, if she is convicted, it will haunt her through her adult career as most "Trusted" positions require a CRB check of sorts and explaining to the HR department that your CRB is flagged because of a hit and run doesn't go down too well in any profession.

Is essence, if convicted, she will be wanking old men off for pennies inside a week..................

well at least she'll be off the roads for a while.

and i'll be an old man in a few years ... rubs hands together

and i'll be an old man in a few years ... rubs hands together

Make sure you wear your bib shorts for that extra "role play" spice.

Reason she didn't apologise for driving and not stopping is because her lawyer will have told he not to. If this goes to court it'll hamper her chances of getting off.

If she meant the apology she'd not still be hoping to get away with it. She'd admit what she did and take the consequences.

From the sound of it, the cyclist she hit would probably be happy to let it go with a sincere apology (he wasn't even going to report it), but perhaps now the police will be compelled to charge her with something? For the good of all of us, at a bare minimum something needs to be done about her driving... Fucking up her life with a criminal record is sad, but that's a feature of deterrence, not that that's a principle i much care for. On the other hand I am happy that she seems to have disqualified herself from positions of responsibility if this is the standard of her judgement and morals.

Pulled over by police for not wearing lycra:
http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/no-lycra-you-re-nicked-son/014863

Pulled over by police for not wearing lycra:
http://www.bikebiz.com/news/read/no-lycra-you-re-nicked-son/014863

they'll be going after ones who also own cars next for paying their road tax.

Oh dear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22624104

...according to germans

Finally, some one in the mainstream media querying whether yesterday's horrific attack constitutes terrorism.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/23/woolwich-attack-terrorism-blowback