In the news

Parents aren't always to blame, but in this case I think it's true :p

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/a-concentration-camp-for-little-boys-dark-secrets-unearthed-in-kkk-county-8518009.html

Some dark shit.

^Fuck, that is awful. Chilling story.

Another Tory omnishambles

Chavez dead

Hugo chavez? Wow. I hope his country can sort itself out, but he's probably left it in charge of a shower of corrupt faux-socialist areshole cronies.

Yes you're right, Venezuelans were much better off under the auspices of corrupt capitalist arsehole cronies.

Chavez dead

Break it to us gently pooface

I think you should sit down...

Chavez dead

I think you should sit down...

Chavez dead

*faints

Who did he play for?

Miami Heat

I just saw he was in a plane crash with Graham Norton, dark times.

actual lol

:fingers crossed:
Please let that be true...

Yes you're right, Venezuelans were much better off under the auspices of corrupt capitalist arsehole cronies.

um, I didnt say that, so no, in that respect I am not right.

Get in! Chavez is worth 9 shiny points in the Derby Dead Pool. Now for Mugabe and Castro to go and we'll have our 2013 dictator triple bill in the bag. Come on, Tim!

For James Corden, it was the kind of day that began with a hearty breakfast and ended with the phrase, 'before turning the gun on himself'.

We also remember Margaret Thatcher , whom Corden had gunned down mercilessly, prior to his own demise.

Chavez dead

Break it to us gently pooface

I think you should sit down...

Chavez dead

*faints

:-D

Chavez dead

...which sadly puts him out of the running for the Papacy. I think he would have added some much needed pizazz to the Vatican.

Is Berlusconi not dead? He'd go alright with his penny pinching and philandering credentials

Call off the witch hunt

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/06/woman-died-nurse-cpr-family

CPR can be pretty devastating and has a low success rate.....esp if sucess is rated as being able to carry on your normal life. If I was in the final stages of a terminal illness or very old I would have a do not resuscitate order put on me.

Is Berlusconi not dead? He'd go alright with his penny pinching and philandering credentials

He's running for the new pope position.

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^^Sensationalism.
There's very little chance the bacteria is anything but naturally occurring. Linking it to shit is about as tabloid as you can get.