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  • http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/02/chris-dorner-hostages/62136/

    tl;dr: Chris Dorner's hostages help to provide info that lead to him being found, but....

    Asked if they expected a share of the more than $1-million reward offered in the case, the couple said they didn't expect to receive anything.
    "We heard nobody was getting that because he needed to be captured and convicted," Karen Reynolds said.

    [ insert appropriate meme ]

  • Ripping local account and day traders apart is interesting.

    FX trading is pretty dry - all of the fun has been bled out of it by sophisticated arbitrage models, and scale players driving spreads and margins to zero.

    this

    a million algo's in a million small brokerages / large trading desks keeping the world's arbitrage opportunities well and truly in check

  • And yet FX market makers still have a real problem pricing deep OTM products accurately and being utterly buggered when a hedge fund takes a punt.

    Hilarity ensues.

  • But they drank it with fucking Dover Sole, Salmon and a Caesar fucking Salad!

    Just goes to show the limits of what money can help you with.

    surely everyone knows it's vodka and red bull with fish

  • The wine is obscenely expensive, yeah, but more to the point...

    ...what the fuck is 'Peeky Toe' and why does it cost twenty one quid???

  • Plus he didn't even tip 10%... cheapskate.

  • peeky toe < camel toe

    but only just

  • Twenty one quid to look at a clopper?

    You can see loads of that down Pudsey bus station for nowt. Fat fannies in see-through leggings.

    I'm off for some peeky toe.

  • I feel a bit sick.

  • enjoy GL

  • On cock?

  • You need a better accountant then.

    It doesn't matter how good your accountant is when you are the one having to pay back all the tax fraud.

  • hippy, some entertaining is allowed. If clients are present, then it is a business expense.

    “Contractors can certainly claim expenses for business-related entertainment,” explains James Abbott, head of tax at contractor accountant Abbott Moore LLP. “However, their limited company won’t be able to claim corporation tax relief for entertainment-related costs.”

    “But common sense should prevail; trying to claim for a £14,000 lunch is likely to draw unwelcome attention from HMRC.”

    http://www.contractorcalculator.co.uk/contractor_claim_expenses_entertainment.aspx

  • Hang on a minute I've got 2 screens at work and I'm not on a 6 figure salary << Doing it wrong.

    I had 4 and my earnings didn't increase so I gave one away, called it salary sacrifice and pay £11000 less tax.

  • Pudsey?

  • On a serious note forex trading is interesting.

    It isn't.

    I watch people do that here.

    I've made more money on scratch cards.

  • maybe not for you, but on the other side of the bar two nights without hippy and they are teetering on bankrupcy
    you are their subsistence

    Holy shit you are right! I'm a bloody charity!

    Tax relief! I demand tax relief! I'm keeping this country afloat!

  • “Contractors can certainly claim expenses for business-related entertainment,” explains James Abbott, head of tax at contractor accountant Abbott Moore LLP. “However, their limited company won’t be able to claim corporation tax relief for entertainment-related costs.”

    “But common sense should prevail; trying to claim for a £14,000 lunch is likely to draw unwelcome attention from HMRC.”

    http://www.contractorcalculator.co.uk/contractor_claim_expenses_entertainment.aspx

    I just checked with our accountants. Although we are a "proper" company, lots of people, not a contractor's services company. If I take clients out*, and buy them luch, I can claim it, as an expense, and so can the company, against tax.

    Your quote refers to contractors - are they and their companies subject to slightly different rules.

    • Never ever happens.
  • Generally you cannot claim back the VAT on business entertainment expenses.

    Mixed business entertainment expenses and other business expenses
    You can only reclaim VAT on the proportion of your expenses that are not used for business entertainment and are used for business purposes. For example, if you entertain employees and customers together, you may be able to reclaim VAT on the proportion of expenses that relate to employee entertainment - see the section in this guide on employee entertainment and expenses.
    But you cannot reclaim any VAT at all if the sole purpose of the business entertainment is to entertain a non-employee - for example, if you or your employees act as a host to a non-employee.

    http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/vat/managing/reclaiming/entertainment.htm#4

    Then there's this which I can't make any sense of..
    http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/paye/exb/a-z/e/entertainment.htm#1

  • I think you might need to give your accountants a slap Andrew, that doesn't sound right at all.

  • The meteor made a bit of a hole...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5M01GB_GspU

    hmm i'm not so sure about that

  • "Entertaining" isn't an allowable expense..

    try telling that to MP's

  • try telling that to MP's

    MPs don't entertain clients they hold 'client communications events'.

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