In the news

Trains all into waterloo suspended.

https://twitter.com/NRE_SWT/status/291466148002820097

I hope every one is okay and nobody has been harmed by this helicopter crash....?

I think it's reasonably safe to say that at least one very unfortunate individual has been very harmed indeed.

https://twitter.com/NRE_SWT/status/291466148002820097

Sorry was just reporting BBC 4.

Why are people in a tizzy over horse meat in their burgers?

What do you expect if you buy some cheap ground up pink slime?

Is a suprise that any meat was found in these horrible products.

I hope every one is okay and nobody has been harmed by this helicopter crash....?

i'm ok jb, thanks for asking

roll call please
or a sound off

1. velocio you ok ?
   
2. skydancer you ok ?
   
3. dt you ok ?
   
4. slamm you ok ?
   
   

etc ...........

I'm next door - chaos on trains, buses and tubes.

but you're ok right ?

I'm alright. I seem to have stubbed my toe this morning, on a kerb I suspect. But other than that, I'm fine.

Yeah fine. The crane fell in front of my bosses parent's car apparently. Swerved to avoid it, and all fine.

Strange seeing the view out of my window on the telly though

Is it time to start calling out bad helicopter pilots?

Yeah fine. The crane fell in front of my bosses parent's car apparently. Swerved to avoid it, and all fine.

Shit. Mental. Are they OK?

Wow, pretty dramatic stuff. Sad news about the two fatalities, it could have been so much worse though.

Yeah, shaken up but he dealt with a couple of minor road crash injuries.
Now need to corral my team out of the office and send them home. They seem strangely reluctant.

I believe the helicopter narrowly avoided a woman up a stick in a field...

I believe the helicopter narrowly avoided a woman up a stick in a field...

?

Obscure 90's Chris Morris reference...

As you were.

Christ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwxDM5iKx5Y

The police have commandeered the local branch of starbucks

buy shares in donuts manufacturing companies

krispy kreme

Has a helicopter every crashed in Central London. I can't remember ever hearing of this before.

Is it time to start calling out bad helicopter pilots?

Hilarious mate

Tit

By amazing coincidence, Tesco Burgers were my favourite.