In the news

Piers Morgan
Dominic Mohan
James Corden

^ all of the above please

If Max Clifford is indeed Sexpest Of The Day, Fleet St will have a field day!

But if they do Rolf Harris, Brian Cant or Johnny Ball I will cry

It would be like getting a kick in the harris, cant or ball in fact.

Also, bit insensitive of the Grauniad, I thought:

Rolf Harris

A friend of mine who used to work fairly regularly with Rolf (who is by all accounts a very nice but slightly pervy man, in a successful middle aged man in the media surrounded by attractive young and ambitious women type way). She used tell this story about him coming in for a voiceover and being vaguely and unthreateningly letchy. Having had a big lunch with his glamourous lady friend, Rolf sat down to his post prandial voiceover and on finding his strides a bit tighter than they were earlier, undid his trousers. My friend reacted with (presumably) mock horror and (presumably genuine) amusement and has dined out on this relative non-story a few times.

She's off on maternity leave at the moment and was surprised by a visit from two detectives working on operation media-nonce asking if she wanted to press charges.

^Shit. I've been dining out on stories of Iain Lauchlan fisting me for years*. Hope they don't come asking me.

*not true

If Max Clifford is indeed Sexpest Of The Day, Fleet St will have a field day!

Putting the PR in paedophile ring

Allegedly

Because they're all racists. Keep up!

^This.
Been saying this for ages.

Just heard from a mate in Japan that they just had a rather large earthquake. 7 point something. Tsunami warnings across the east coast.
Could be nothing though...

It wasn't as big as last years quake, but could still devastate the east coast. Fingers crossed that any tsunami that may follow doesn't cause any damage.

Fantastic interactive map of bombs dropped during WW2

http://bombsight.org/#15/51.5050/-0.0900

^ Totally snarled up now.

Getting the Cloud Flare "something's borked" message, looks like something has buckled under the demand for that site.

Wow, post a link on LFGSS and instantly they're inundated. How cool is that? It's the new DDoS.

Pretty sure it was in the Metro this morning too.

The term you're looking for is "the Slashdot effect", or the phrase "that site's been slashdotted".

works fine for me?

What the cunting fuck?!

Man strangled with scarf in unprovoked attack

CCTV from the bus shows the shocking attack

http://news.uk.msn.com/blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=ec484b52-8a6b-45d3-aabb-f4a04e43135e&_nwpt=1

^^and me. My street was bombed

Shit^^.

FFFFUUUUUUUU was that the on le 94??!?!?!? I get that bus when I haz pu**tur*s

This should be headline news

DRIVING SCHOOL FOR DOGS!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20614593

Fucking hell the receptionist at KE VII hospital who put those Aussie DJs through to Kate Middleton's hospital ward has killed herself.

Really?