In the news

http://edition.cnn.com/2012/11/07/politics/why-romney-lost/index.html?eref=rss_mostpopular

Everybody is used to the Police doing f-all about bike thefts

Not sure why this is news.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20251048

useless reporting, come on bbc wtf!

Shane Sutton seems to have been knock off now.. On the A6

British Cycling have just issued a statement saying Shane Sutton was injured this morning in an incident while cycling on the A6.

He has been hospitalised with bruising and bleeding on the brain.

??

^ wearing a helmet as well.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/20255862 conspiracy!

I was wondering where on the A6, turns out it was right near my house.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20251939

What the Eff is Cuntmoron blithering about now? Gay Peadophiles? erm hello! I don't think the stats bear that out: http://psychology.ucdavis.edu/rainbow/html/facts_molestation.html
God dammit! wake up Ingerland before you byrn ye poofes, it's us breeders who do the fiddling.

Got your alibi ready?

oh bolloxks! I use the word pee doe file, and cuntmoron in the same post. and its gone.

I was on 'ere guvnor, all morning, 'onest.

I do ride down it a little about 4 times a day though.

Two famous cyclists mown down by drivers in as many days! Both of them wearing helmets! Clearly the only answer is to introduce laws that compel all cyclists to wear helmets at all time. Also, we can charge a helmet tax.

Actually, that said I'd love to be able to charge a helmet tax on 90% of the people commenting on news sites about this :/

Can't tell if joking or not.

that's because you don't have a helmet

Tell that to my helmet

I know the French have been bitter this year, but this is a bit much.

Can't tell if joking or not.

There is, genuinely, a dude posting on the Team Sky facebook page about how he hopes Wiggo's collision is used as a starting point for helmet compulsion laws.

I considered responding to him directly on the page but couldn't face the attempt, and decided it'd be more fun to troll LFGSS instead.

Two famous cyclists mown down by drivers in as many days! Both of them wearing helmets! Clearly the only answer is to introduce laws that compel all cyclists to wear helmets at all time. Also, we can charge a helmet tax.

Actually, that said I'd love to be able to charge a helmet tax on 90% of the people commenting on news sites about this :/

Based on these two incidents, wearing a helmet guarantees that you will be involved in a collision.

Helmet thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Every thread's a helmet thread in Misc & Meaningless :-)

No. You're a helmet.

Anyway back to news:
http://www.kew.org/news/arabica-coffee-could-be-extinct.htm

Head of coffee research at kew? I want that job.

The first of what I reckon will be a few....

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1593334_jimmy-saviles-former-chauffeur-ray-teret-arrested-on-suspicion-of-raping-schoolgirls

All manner of paedogeddon headlines over the past month. The one thing we have not seen is any major homophobic hysteria. But as soon as a list of Tory MPs involved starts circulating, David Cameron starts claiming it's an anti-gay witch-hunt.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/nov/08/david-cameron-warns-witch-hunt-paedophilia

W. A. Cunt.

^ I noticed that too. It was offered very quickly as well, even though he was kind of on the back foot. Makes one think it is part of a strategy for a damage limitation exercise.
The fact remains that gay and bisexual men would be involved when the allegations are that men sexually abused boys.
I haven't yet heard any allegations of homophobia in sir jingle-jangle's case even though it seems he was bisexual.