In the news

Poor kid.

..was pulled over by police. He then ran off.

didn't realise you could do this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-18457716

IBM supercomputer overtakes Fujitsu as world's fastest

The first computer to take the top position on the list was the CM-5/1024 in 1993, designed by Thinking Machines.

According to Prof Dongarra, Sequoia is 273,930 times faster.

"A calculation that took three full days to compute on the Thinking Machines in 1993 today can be done in less than one second on the Sequoia," he said.

numbers can go quite high

like to 9 or some shit

"But this one goes up to eleven..."

Anything above 9 is a repetition.

depending if you started at 0 or 1

whats happening on oxford street ? copters police cars sirens

Fancy being fossilised in a, err, 'sexual embrace' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18495102

is that an offer ?!?!??!?!

lol smiley face etc...

it was probably a really old turtle with a young nubile one
you know the rest of the story from Private Benjamin

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/wesley-warren-jr_n_1608910.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

WOOOOOAH!

Jesus. When that lot goes off you'll need a surfboard.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/wesley-warren-jr_n_1608910.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

WOOOOOAH!

Upside down POLO hoodie FTW..!!

it was probably a really old turtle with a young nubile one
you know the rest of the story from Private Benjamin

I don't remember that part of Private Benjamin!

Or wait, maybe I'm thinking of Saving Private Ryan ;)

her old aged husband died on their wedding night while consumating the marriage
hence my link to the turtles plight !

I don't remember that part of Private Benjamin!

Or wait, maybe I'm thinking of Shaving Ryan's Privates ;)

Fixed.

Does Cameron not realise that condemning Jimmy Carr but refusing to comment on Gary Barlow (Tory Donor), Philip Green (Tory Donor), Vodafone Chief Exec (Tory Donor) is utterly utterly transparent...?

Jeeez he rustles my jimmies

Never thought of that.

To say nothing of the hypocrisy of leading a party funded by Lord Ashcroft, notorious tax-dodger.

I had no idea Richard Ashcroft had done so well.

the drugs do work

so they don't make you worse?