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It looks like a slug that's only half salted, the left half

It reminds me of this

crossed with this

Balki thinks it looks like a fucken bus.

He's right.

Balki thinks it looks like a fucken bus.

An ugly one at that...

An ugly Balki thinks it looks like a bus?

RIOT

Not sure about the rules for cross-posting between forums, but I hope this is OK to link to.

http://www.b3ta.com/links/A_song_for_the_Millbank_Wankers

Britain's 'most dangerous prisoner' injures four guards after smearing himself in butter and launching attack

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1329784/Charles-Bronson-injures-guards-stripping-naked-launching-attack.html

mmmdaah! the old 'last tango in paris' defence.

am i missing something? That's Charles Bronson, and he did that years ago

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/847267-man-on-drug-rampage-leaves-stabbed-lamb-maimed-father-burnt-farm-and-severed-penis-in-his-wake

^ Now THAT's a headline

join the queue losers
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/leading-articles/leading-article-road-rage-2135048.html

When it comes to the roads, what Britons want is not efficiency, but equality of misery.

^^ This

they are as happy to sit in queues of traffic as they are happy to stand in queues in shops.
it gives me a great sense of warmth and security to know that the English are as habitual as ever, despite all the changes in modern life, having a new car each couple of years is a right- an essential part of living here.

join the queue losers
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/leading-articles/leading-article-road-rage-2135048.html

Don't get it. Are you posting that as a mistake?

All their leaders are posted online in that format.

no mistake.,
just about the roads.

It's bullshit, I don't think people understand how the M4 bus lane works and the non effect of scrapping it.

correct^^
putting bus lanes into the capital from hubs all around to reduce all the traffic coming into town would alleviate the whole situation, with service coaches full of commuter nodders
but it dosent matter Tommy

they want to sit in the cars, they are so stuck in the fatass mentality that says car is superior that it will never change.

despite all the changes in modern life, having a new car each couple of years is a right- an essential part of living here.

Never understood this bullshit, if it works keep it.

it gives me a great sense of warmth and security to know that the English are as habitual as ever, despite all the changes in modern life, having a new bike each couple of years is a right- an essential part of living here.

Does N+1 apply to cars too?

Never understood this bullshit, if it works keep it.

A lot of people buy new cars on tick so it makes sense to trade it in every few years rather than deal with mechanical problems, it's more like a long term hire setup for many.

@SD
probably for the real petrol heads.
you will have noticed a subtle shift in the emphasis now though on the road,
there are increasingly more of those silly little boxes appearing, being marketed as green cars, they are 'nippy' and dont cost as much to run, and check it out you can still have the stereo on and be warm, and yes-- you can still join the queue.

No different to stealing a bike. Ha!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/nov/15/restaurant-couple-unpaid-bill-lupin

A lot of people buy new cars on tick so it makes sense to trade it in every few years rather than deal with mechanical problems, it's more like a long term hire setup for many.

Really stupid though. If you can't afford it don't buy it, simples.