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the UK version of the FBI is CID/MI5

CID, really? Not SOCA then.

Waterloo is on fire!

WHAT?! OMG! *RUUUUUN!

hahaha. coincidentaly, since that riot based faux pas last year, i now work in waterloo myself.

It's not on fire.

Looks like he's reached 5 Stars

interestingly, that branch of Lloyds has bee robbed successfully 3 times by the same man http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081771/Armed-robber-holds-bank-years-row-pay-Christmas.html

Novelty crime hotspot

as an aside, the fire alarm here is fucking funny. it gets tested every week. it's a booming plummy male voice announcing "THERE IS AN INCIDENT... IN YOUR AREA!" always makes me laugh anyway.

"You're my wife now!"

There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets.

"You're my wife now!"

hehehe. very good.

Whoever tweeted this photo is also giving a handy, uninformed, critique of the sniper's technique

It's over.

Apparently.

Man arrested now.

photo's of said dude please

Man arrested now.

He can't be Brazilian then if he's still alive.

photo's of said dude please

too soon, RIP

Rumour has it that Damo took matters into his own hands, a la Nosher Powell, and went and sorted it out himself so he didn't have to do fixed laps in RP this weekend.

Apparently Kay Burley said people should just cross the police line now "think of all the money they are losing".

maybe they should bang up burley in the slammer overnight give her a chance to sober up
she's completely lost it

What a fool that woman is.

Who is she?

Sky News anchor-idiot.

Asking the questions no one wants answered.

To be fair I only saw someone on twitter say she said that.

The inquest into Gareth William's death has released this "expert" reconstruction of how he locked himself in a bag.

please note the person ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAG HELPING ZIP THE FUCKER UP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIcN218kPP8

He needs some orthotics.