Why are all these hipsters wearing skating helmets?

dogs wears a fucking smeear (no offence man) cap and he's calling out 'hipster' on other people.

Hipster ID Fail.

And as for the bike....sounds like a classic case of hipster denial to me....bloody hell Dale....just how big IS your closet...gotta start letting a few things out...:)

Don't worry Scott R Kelly is on the case.

and he rides a special order clown bike, brakeless and he's calling hipster, hippy.

how hip would hippy be if he halted his haughty hatred of hipsters?

It's an Hipster you know.

It's an Hipster you know.

I will find you, and then I'll kill you.

An Homicide? Surely not?

This explains a lot. A very good mate of mine is Tazmanian and he's cracked, lovely but cracked.

Too much interbreeding with devils.

and he rides a special order clown bike, brakeless and he's calling hipster, hippy.

how hip would hippy be if he halted his haughty hatred of hipsters?

He did try and go TdF douchebag for a while... He just can't hide his hipster roots...

dogsballs is only half tazmanian, his top half.

the rest of him is from new zealand

Too much interbreeding with devils.

yup, they have cancer of the mouth too.

Oof! Fightin' talk...

Potential Thread Ideas List;

Panda Cola/Condor collaboration
What kind of underwear all you non hipster 'realengers' are wearing
London to Brighton night ride
My First Fixie
Poll: Every thrown up on your wedding veg?

it's not a new thing

some track sprinters have found they get better times with a piss-pot lid, as the aerodynamics of a roadie lid goes arse-about-face when your head is down, apparently.

casco warp 2 for instance, it's all about the dome FTW

very interesting. hadn't even considered that.

dogsballs is only half tazmanian, his top half.

the rest of him is from new zealand

Half devil half sheep?

there's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.

If he swears, he can't be Elvis. Elvis is a nice boy.

Big Red wears a bmx helmet, dopeybollox

i haven't worn a bmx helmet in ages. as mentioned, they boil your heed.

how hip would hippy be if he halted his haughty hatred of hipsters?

I will always be un-hip. Even when I try to do something 'cool' that trend has been and gone 3 years prior.

It's 'Tasmania' not 'Tazmania', you bunch of illiterate cretins. You've all been brainwashed by warner bros cartoons, or what?

;)

I was hoping they were taking the piss.. but you could be onto something.

maybe we don't care how it's spelled, if it produces such vile blasphemies of nature as dale.

and you do know that different countries have different spellings for other coutries?

oh, perhaps not, Australians are not known for knowledge, it's all about sport in that country.

Tazmania, in Australia

ha

Ha, indeed! Sick burn!!!

maybe we don't care how it's spelled, if it produces such vile blasphemies of nature as dale.
and you do know that different countries have different spellings for other coutries?
oh, perhaps not, Australians are not known for knowledge, it's all about sport in that country.

I can't explain Dale but you can fuck right off with your generalisations you tea-drinking, bowler hat wearing queen-lover.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taz-Mania