• northern girls with deep trucker voices, FTW. eg mercedes off hollyoaks!

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6yuLNDZTXDA&feature=related

    Oh god how I hate Hollyoaks and anything that resembles it. She's nice to look at in a shagging sort of way. I am surrounded by poor imitations of girls like her all day at Uni and I wouldn't touch any of em with a shitty stick.

    I like the rough and tumble tomboyish girls. I decided I really liked my girlfriend when I was being a knob and annoying her and she just turned around and full on headbutted me in the nose! Almost broke it. I was angry for a second and then quickly realised I had found a winner. She has a nice smokey voice too! Rrrrarr!

  • elguapo, claire worked for me last year, I have some pictures ;) she's really nice. sense of humour is great too..

    Does that mean I still have a chance? Please tell me yes! Please!

  • i don't think claire would headbutt you, stick with your misses.

  • i don't think claire would headbutt you, stick with your misses.

    How many has he got?!?

  • including u?

  • including u?

    Zing! ;D

  • Clare Grogan once stopped at set of lights I was crossing on Holloway Rd and I nearly blew my bags. She was in a yellow convertible, Saab 93 I think
    She is lush but I watched her on that Celebrity Masterchef thing the other week and she has a dodgy dented cheekbone on the left side of her boat

  • elguapo, tell everyone your famous encounter!!!

  • Clare Grogan once stopped at set of lights I was crossing on Holloway Rd and I nearly blew my bags. She was in a yellow convertible, Saab 93 I think
    She is lush but I watched her on that Celebrity Masterchef thing the other week and she has a dodgy dented cheekbone on the left side of her boat

    She was in Wagamammas in Islington a few years back when I was in there. My friend was most embarrassed as I couldn't stop gawping. She is definitely lush.

  • damn thats quite a few spottings. this woman does get around.

  • She's a slut*

    *awaits earbashing from VeeVee

  • You'll burn in hell for that LCB!

  • Being American, (with a ridiculously soft and lovely accent, I might add) I had to google this Clare chick, first thing I thought was, ha! they all want to f*ck Thatcher. DFP proves it!

  • LCB may have a point...

  • I know - that's why he'll burn in hell. All those memories of years of teenage lust aimed at Ms Grogan are now soiled. Soiled I tell you!

  • Being American, (with a ridiculously soft and lovely accent, I might add) I had to google this Clare chick, first thing I thought was, ha! they all want to f*ck Thatcher. DFP proves it!

    Clare Grogan was in a shit 80's pop group called Altered Images, responsible for 'Happy Birthday' and 'I Could Be Happy' amongst others and at the time was fuckin gorgeous. I would still like to touch her

  • She was also in the film "Gregory's Girl" - the second* best thing ever to come out of East Kilbride.

    *the first being The Jesus and Mary Chain obviously.

  • She was also in the film "Gregory's Girl" - the second* best thing ever to come out of East Kilbride.
    *the first being The Jesus and Mary Chain obviously.

    [Facepalm] Of course. I'm slow today.

    FWIW - The Jesus and Mary Chain were just freaking awful. For shame. For shame....

  • She also did a stint in Eastenders if I'm not mistaken

  • Agree about the JAMC, ashamed to say I really enjoyed seeing Jim Reid get the shit kicked out of him by some dodgy goth at a Sonic Youth gig in the mid 80s... I know he probably didn't deserve it, but hey, dems da breaks... Would rather it had been Bobby Gillespie tho'...

  • I've got a story on Bobby Gillespie

  • 'Ere we go...

  • It involves, champagne bottles, anal sex, smack and a stuffed tawny owl

  • Whoulda thunk? ;]

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Why do British Girls sound so much sexier then Aussies, or some americans?

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