List of people that Object needs to slap

In much the same way as not being able to tickle oneself.

btw, who IS member 531?

is he awesome?

I was so close to my target of 531 rep points. Now I'll have to live the rest of my life wondering how awesome I might've been.

https://www.londonfgss.com/member531.html

Enormous with a total of 3 posts. All of which were pointless.

but 169 people have made the pilgrimage to his user page

In much the same way as not being able to tickle oneself.

Sit on your hand for a while and close your eyes....

[goes off to test theory]

I was so close to my target of 531 rep points. Now I'll have to live the rest of my life wondering how awesome I might've been.

were you fuck.

everyone had more than you, and you can't prove otherwise.

its a shame we can't rep him, would have been good for him to log back on and see how well he had done off his three pointless posts

I was top of the pops at the bitter end, and have a laminated screenshot on the wall above my bed, so that Faith remembers she's riding the rep-daddy.

puke/cock interface

if you ever slap me again object, you're fucking dead.

Why do you think you aren't on the list?
We're currently square I believe.

emery!

im really surprised im not on that list you massive gay vent cunt shit fucker!morning!

Dogsball isn't on my list as it would likely turn him on.
Ray, NS (No Slap).

In much the same way as not being able to tickle oneself.

Ahhh, but you can.

The only place on the body that you can genuinely tickle yourself is on the roof of mouth, in the centre, forward toward the teeth roots.

Try it.

List updated due to being made to tickle myself.

you loved it

Good to see the absence of rep is cutting out the meaningless threads...

Dogsball isn't on my list as it would likely turn him on.
Ray, NS (No Slap).

Is this a bit like that old joke?:
Masochist: Please hurt me!
Sadist: No!

VB can we get an "Object Slapped" button to replace the rep feature?

I wouldn't want to encourage him.

Skully, no it's not like that.
Winston, Keeo your sexual perversions to yourself.
VB, very wise.

What about an "Object, go down to the offie and buy me a can of lager" button?

Like I'd ever make it back from the off licence with one beer still in tact.
I can however bring you an empty can.