Just got back from the doctors. Can't ride for a while

Shit man, thats a real pain in the arse.

this thread is useless without pics.

repd!

yeee haaa from time to time i get a bit saddle sore...

I originally created stoopsombitch when i thought as my current self, i wouldnt get serious answers as shinscar... if you check stoops original posts he asked some very sensible questions!
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Shin.

yeee haaa from time to time i get a bit saddle sore...

hmmm.

Sudocream + a clip on mudgard.

I hope your bum hole gets better soon. I don't want to loose too much money while your out of action.

Too much anal Shins. I told you to stop renting yourself out to business men.

Object wants you all to himself! ;)

Last year I went to wipe the old arse and noticed a really sore spot right on the Chocolate Starfish! I thought it was a bit weird but just ignored it. I woke up the next morning to a big fucking bulbus boily thing coming out of my butt and it hurt! So I went straight to the doctor assumed the position and was instantly diagnosed with a Heamorroid! The doctor said it's really common for cyclists to get them because of sitting on the saddle for prolonged amounts of time plus the physical exsertion causes blood vessels down there to burst or swell. Anyway couldn't really ride or sit properly for about a week and a half. It finally went away with a bit of H cream and rest. Fucking embarassing thing to get though. Dont know if that's what you have but, just thought an embarassing Butt hole story might make you feel better.

• HTFU I rode the Dunwich with a boil on my ass, that I tryied to lance myself that afternoon (do not do this it makes things worse).Aafter a about twenty + miles the pain stopped and it just became numb. It was only a problem every time we stopped for more than 10 - 20 min.
  

Just got back from the doctors, following a few weeks of having a pain in my anus.

The doctor says it probably due to riding on a wet saddle for prolonged periods.

Has this happened to any of you guys?

ahahahahahaha. You left autocomplete on firefox. John Mack is round. His idea.

No one could have got into your account. Don't be ashamed dude, TBH it's fucking dark but you will get over it

Heal fast.

It finally went away with a bit of H cream and rest. Fucking embarassing thing to get though.

Just shove 'em back up with a soapy finger in the shower. Then Preparation H once you're out and dry.

This is really a road you should travel alone.

• HTFU I rode the Dunwich with a boil on my ass, that I tryied to lance myself that afternoon (do not do this it makes things worse).Aafter a about twenty + miles the pain stopped and it just became numb. It was only a problem every time we stopped for more than 10 - 20 min.
  
  

Armstrong your own boils!! did you use a mirror?

Just shove 'em back up with a soapy finger in the shower. Then Preparation H once you're out and dry.

Thats just wrong. I really didn't need to know what you do in the shower Platini. It is now burned in my skull. Thanks.

pics or it didn't happen.

aw ray, you not playin saturday then? you got butt rott? :D tut tut tut

Armstrong your own boils!! did you use a mirror?

It's easy - get a glass bottle, fill it with steam from a boiling kettle, place the open end of the bottle around the boil (best to put some plasters around it to stop yourself from getting burnt) and watch all the pus get sucked out and into the bottle. Job done.

Thats just wrong. I really didn't need to know what you do in the shower Platini. It is now burned in my skull. Thanks.

De nada.

or a cold bottle, use a lighter to heat up the outside creating a vacuum.

It's easy - get a glass bottle, fill it with steam from a boiling kettle, place the open end of the bottle around the boil (best to put some plasters around it to stop yourself from getting burnt) and watch all the pus get sucked out and into the bottle. Job done.

HTFU.
Squat over the boiling kettle.

for boils NOT haemorroids!!!

It's easy - get a glass bottle, fill it with steam from a boiling kettle, place the open end of the bottle around the boil (best to put some plasters around it to stop yourself from getting burnt) and watch all the pus get sucked out and into the bottle. Job done.

pushes away lunchtime PJ smoothie

Shit Andy i was eating!

for boils NOT haemorroids!!!

I wish wince you'd said that sooner.