Todays rant. Balaclavas wearers, What the F*@k is wrong with you?!

if it was Lynx the caption would be
"If mud is slippy and we could fall in mud, is there any way we could not get any mud on us?"

I think I can see her testicles.

got your undercrackers down my on your ankles, face forward, squinting at the screen again Balki?

got your undercrackers down my on your ankles, face forward, squinting at the screen again Balki?

Im not sure who's ankles/crackers you;re referring to.

That looks like Lynx.

shame

niche murts, very niche...

been -15-25 in Shenyang the past few months, and im still wearing skinny jeans and a harrington, balaclavas are a pretty poor show, even hats are a bit soft in my opinion

unless you show us your bollocks nobody cares.

This is where I should have posted that, I was just to lazy to UTFS.

I saw a Dulwich Paragon jersey wearing cyclist on a mountain bike in West Wickham at 1245 hours yesterday, wearing a fucking balaclava.

Bank job innit. Paragon did the Barclays in West Wickham again.

You were a witness and did NOTHING.

There's a guy in the park using a fucking leaf blower in May to launch dust and debris into the air fucking with my breathing and filling my head with fucking noise. He of course is wearing ear defenders and a breathing mask. Twat. Twat Twaaaat!

Leaf blowers can just f right off. Literally the most stupid invention ever. After the BMW X6.

Owners of the house across the road from our flat fucking love their leaf blower.

They're at it right now.

And if it's not the leaf blower it's the lawnmower, the strimmer or the hedge trimmer.

I, quite literally, have never seen them just sit and chill in the garden.

It's quite probably the hottest day Glasgow's had in a few years today and they can't just sit on their arses and have a g&t or twelve.

Just saw someone riding along the DNA trail, much loved by @WornCleat, wearing a fucking balaclava.

It's August ffs.

Haha, this thread.

I rode a bike in -20C in Finland and didn't need to wear a fucking balaclava. What the fuck.

I'm still in shorts and t-shirt and there's some plonker this morning in longs, jacket and a full head balaclava. Dickhead was running reds the whole way in and still needed all that shit to keep warm? Pissweak Town

Baklava is easily confused with a Balaclava. Baklava is welcome all the year round, even on the DNA path. I am not sure that they serve it on the Uxbridge Road though.

I find baklava to be pretty impractical as headwear

Very tasty tho

Rode part of the way across central London this morning with someone wearing a balaclava and shorts. 🤷‍♂️