Todays rant. Balaclavas wearers, What the F*@k is wrong with you?!

I see it every so often, people wearing balaclavas on bikes in London. I saw one last night, saw several in the "cold snap" we had two weeks ago and have even see people wearing them in the summer, early in the morning! These people are also invariably wrapped up in so many layers they look like the michelin man.

Now I know most of the UK needs to stop being such big girls blouses and moaning when they get a little dirt on their shoes or start crying when they get wet but for fucks sake. How fucking cunting soft do you need to be to wear a balaclava, in London, commuting on a mother fucking bike? Unless your out all day and standing around in the cold for ages it's just over the top. The coldest activity in London in the winter is standing around waiting for a bus. You're stood still, in the cold, in wind not making any heat. Do you see any of these people wearing balaclavas? No, because even these soft as pig shit busengers can manage Londons mild winters without one.

I propose a simple new rule, if you are on a bike and wearing a balaclva on a bike in London, unless we have some proper cold Scandinavian type -10 degress C weather you should be forced into hard manual labor doing something good for society. If you are wearing a balaclava on a bike in London you are clearly so fucking soft you're no good to society right now. You probably get defeated opening your coco fucking pops in the morning, go to work get a paper cut, run off to A&E wasting people time to get a fucking plaster then go back to the office and leave early because you've got a little headache You soft useless piles of shit.

Now I hope you understand where I stand on this.

Sort your fucking selfs out or I will.

End of rant.

I like the balaclava look, it brings out my best features.

Same goes for cardigans, hipsters.

Terrorists on their way to work?

That's fucking class, Tommy!
I can't even wear a normal hat whilst riding on the coldest winter's day because my face and head sweat so profusely.

you spotted the fonejacker

the IRA used to wear blaclavas whilst riding a bike in not-so-cold weather.
You wouldn't call them pussies would you!

but yes. they are weak and inferior.
don't worry though.....natural selection will get them eventually.

I've always been quite partial to the sweet little Turkish snacks.

HELL YEAH!!!

I've always been quite partial to the sweet little Turkish snacks.

The honey really messes up your hair though.

same deal with this idiots who wear those beathing masks. WTF!!

i have one, i got it my first winter as a messenger, in dever where it gets cold, and snows. i bring it out some times, it keeps your head, ears and neck warm, i don't wear it over my mouth as it fogs up my glasses.

same deal with this idiots who wear those breathing masks. WTF!!

Yeah HTFU, you wimps...
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the IRA used to wear blaclavas whilst riding a bike in not-so-cold weather.
You wouldn't call them pussies would you!

Not to their face, but I would on an internet forum.
What is the worst they can do? Neg rep me? They wouldn't fucking dare.

Balaclavas should only be worn by soldiers, rapists, burglars, terrorists and Ray Mears

I would, for I have the magic avatar. Well said Tommy.

Balaclavas should only be worn by soldiers, rapists, burglars, terrorists and Ray Mears

And your girlfriend.

Mum jokes are off limits you inbred cunt!

it's not cold enough for balaclavas.

but when it gets -5 at 6am it might be, if you go fast enough.

hipsters don't go fast enough to get cold

Mum jokes are off limits you inbred cunt!

Too much information there lah...

Balaclavas should only be worn by soldiers, rapists, burglars, terrorists and Ray Mears

And your Mum.

Mum jokes are off limits you inbred cunt!

Gold.

Not to their face, but I would on an internet forum.
What is the worst they can do? Neg rep me? They wouldn't fucking dare.

love it.

Balaclavas should only be worn by soldiers, rapists, burglars, terrorists and Ray Mears

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same deal with this idiots who wear those beathing masks. WTF!!

+1 to gasmask hatred. come on, if your system is so delicate that you'll get asthma from being on the streets, move to the countryside.

when i were a lad everybody wore them on the walk to school.
i'm all for a balaclava renaissance.
i wonder if you wore one walking down oxford street how long it would take before you were stopped by the police and asked why you were wearing it (under the auspices of the anti terrorism laws)
obviously the reply would be "because my face is cold".
i guess if you also wore camouflage or a long wool coat you might freak a few people out.