Really annoying 'celebrities'

Just posted this in another thread but here seems relevant, too:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/russell-who-george-lamb-is-the-future-of-radio-991792.html

UEFA Cup is irrelavant to me this year as you know but I went to games last season in Europe, home and away - unlike you who was probably sat at home

Gerrard is a diving cunt and it's not just cos he's a Liverpool player. He has a horrible knack of leaving out a trailing leg to look like the 'offending' player has tripped him
Did you not see the disgraceful pens he was given the other season.....Sheff Utd away, first game of season, Sheff Utd at Anfield and Pompey at Anfield, us at Goodison to get Hibbert sent off? There was others....
Complete lying cunt!

And he ALWAYS gets away with shocking challenges

Ooooh, a two footed tackle, look where the ball is?!!

Let's not forget one thing ;-)

you haven't grown much in 30 years?!?

"The baby's not yours, the baby's not yoooooooours, Oh Steven Gerrard, the baby's not yours!!"

That photo more or less sums up why I don't like football

That photo more or less sums up why I don't like football

damn, damn, damn, can't rep you.........me too buddy

This thread is like a copy of the Sun.
First celebrities, then football.

Then boobs?

I like football, but hate going to games - £50 to sit in the cold surrounded by swearing, shouting imbeciles.

Give me cricket, sunshine, beer, banter and a good paper any day.... (and hospitality suite)

Thank fuck she is mostly only on the radio and I can avoid her.

...with his space flights and balloons and shit and especially that new cock-pukingly awful cartoon commercial.

"The baby's not yours, the baby's not yoooooooours, Oh Steven Gerrard, the baby's not yours!!"

Can see why Rooney played for Everton - he seemed so good looking compared to the charming fans. Wonder why he left.....

Wonder why he left.....

Cos he's a thick, mercenary, money grabbing, misguided twat!

Cos he's a thick, mercenary, money grabbing, misguided twat!

Err, so basically too good for a club like Everton ;)

Exactly!

Jodie Marsh.
Can't bring myself to post a picture.

I'm not being funny but I'd love to have a go on her

I'm not being funny but I'd love to have a go on her

Really?
bleeeughhh

Then boobs?

I like football, but hate going to games - £50 to sit in the cold surrounded by swearing, shouting imbeciles.

Yeah - at least this forum's cheaper...

I'm not being funny but I'd love to have a go on her

made me laugh, what is she one of those little motorised toy aeroplane/cars that young children sit in outside of supermarkets and the like...

Really?
bleeeughhh

Yeah, something about her. She's got a fit body and tatts and apart from her sturgeons nose and overly white teeth she's quite fit. She'd have to sort her dress sense out though

made me laugh, what is she one of those little motorised toy aeroplane/cars that young children sit in outside of supermarkets and the like...

She's an object of amusement and entertainment so in answer to your query, yes!

"The baby's not yours, the baby's not yoooooooours, Oh Steven Gerrard, the baby's not yours!!"

Better chant: "Who's that coming over your girl? Is it a gangster, is it a gangster?"

Yeah, that's the best one that!!

Also, to the same tune as the Gerrard/baby thing:

"How wide is your arse, how wide is your arrrrrrrrrrrse, Oh Michael Shields, how wide is your arse!"