Asparagus Piss

I had some asparagus in a veggie lasagna last night, and again in the leftovers for lunch today.

I'm happy to be amongst those with the required body chemistry to smell the tantalisingly musty aroma of asparagus imbued urine. My wife, bless her, is not.

Are you?

I am and I'm happy about it too.

Had some beetroot last week and the effects it had were very vivid.

Yes. asparagus is damn good. Asparagus smelling piss is not (although slightly statisfying, a bit like a really stinking shit).

Had some beetroot last week and the effects it had were very vivid.

The old just-eaten-some-beetroot-oh-fuck-have-I-got-prostate-cancer scenario.

That's the one.

try jerusalem artichokes if your into that kind of fetish

yes, asparagus, also things like sugar puffs. :D

try jerusalem artichokes if your into that kind of fetish

Nice tip-off :)

I never eat vegetables, thus I find myself unable to participate in this poll...

I like cress

(although slightly statisfying, a bit like a really stinking shit).

That'll please the statisticians...

I am a vegetable, thus I find myself unable to participate in this poll...

Well done on the typing though.

Having partaken of the Marks and Spencer dine for a tenner deal on Saturday I can confirm my methyl mercaptan production game is strong.

I am and I'm happy about it too.

Had some beetroot last week and the effects it had were very vivid.

Yep. Don't eat a load of roasted beetroot then go and get pissed. It can really freak you out later.

Help - I'm pissing blood!

Back to the OP. As I get older, the asparagus piss is getting stronger. Weird body chemistry stuff.

vitamin d tablets or berrocca make your piss vivid orange even if you are hydrated
get some funny looks if you piss into one of those public urinal trough things and it looks like orange squash

Yeah I can too, something about Sulphur atoms binding to some other atoms or whatnot.
My uncle, a Biochemist explained this to me once, but I fell asleep before he reached the end

vitamin d tablets or berrocca make your piss vivid orange even if you are hydrated
get some funny looks if you piss into one of those public urinal trough things and it looks like orange squash

You get funnier looks when you are re-filling the squash jugs at the church fate, I don't see what all the fuss is about!? it makes you stronger.

If you could supply with a sample of piss both with and without asparagus I would like to tkae the blind taste test.

Yeah I can too, something about Sulphur atoms binding to some other atoms or whatnot.
My uncle, a Biochemist explained this to me once, but I fell asleep before he reached the end

was this so he could touch you in your front bottom area while you were asleep?
it's o.k. if you don't want to talk about it.

Apparently its genetic you know... not everyones pee smells after eating asparagus

apparently there are two things at work here. you either have or don't have the gene that makes your wee smell funny after you eat asparagus. separate to that, you either have or don't have the gene that allows you to smell the funny wee smell. the evolutionary advantage of this escapes me, but there you go.

was this so he could touch you in your front bottom area while you were asleep?
it's o.k. if you don't want to talk about it.

There are some sick people on this forum!

apparently there are two things at work here. you either have or don't have the gene that makes your wee smell funny after you eat asparagus. separate to that, you either have or don't have the gene that allows you to smell the funny wee smell. the evolutionary advantage of this escapes me, but there you go.

God decides this for you.

There are some sick people on this forum!

there's a lot of emotional catharsis on the forum at the moment.
i thought your post was cry for help.

No.
I am a very well adjusted individual. If I have any problems I need to address, I tend to cycle like a psychopath, endangering both my life and any unfortunate pedestrians who may get in my way. Usually screaming obscenities at said peds or careless drivers in the process