Missile attack

Ok, sorry for exaggeration, but I was on my way home yesterday (home being in Swansea) and as I rode around a round about I was hit by a water bottle thrown from a car. After brief exchanges of [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]pleasantries the car buggered off. Apart from being soaked, they pretty badly bruised my left arm. Called the police immediately when I got in and they are currently pursuing the matter.

Anyone else been hit by flying objects? is this just a welsh thing?

my mate in canada had a half eaten takeaway pizza thrown at him. he replied by removing their wing mirror...

Ok, sorry for exaggeration, but I was on my way home yesterday (home being in Swansea) and as I rode around a round about I was hit by a water bottle thrown from a car. After brief exchanges of [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]pleasantries the car buggered off. Apart from being soaked, they pretty badly bruised my left arm. Called the police immediately when I got in and **they are currently pursuing the matter. **

Anyone else been hit by flying objects? is this just a welsh thing?

That's just a polite way of them saying "Sorry, there's fuck all we're gonna do about it!"

Did you get the registration? If so being as you have a bruise (take a photo) keep phoning the police ever few days and see what they are doing, they should follow something like this up, it's easy for them to do and even if they don't charge the twat they should be able to go round the persons house and ruin their morning. Contact your local paper if the police don't do anything.

All of this is only if you can be bothered, I could not be bothered but I'm lazy.

Objects can't fly, it was just an urban myth propogated by certain users of uncyclopedia.

i had a 40 thrown at me in the states once, it missed me, it hit the cop car behind me. i got to laugh as the rednecks all got busted.

That is a nasty verbal exhange...
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Damn those typographic vandals.

A 40? 40 what?

40oz bottle of beer. What, you've never seen 'Kids' y'all?

Who the fuck says a '40' to describe a bottle of beer?!

Americans in 'hood' and 'G' movies.

'Mericans. Who'd 'ave 'em eh?

I thought most beer bottles were 33 or 50 anyway?

I wouldn't know, I only drink rum, and that comes in barrels.

Album named after the infamous Leyton vegetable murder.....a series of drive by attacks, various vegetables being thrown from a car at pedestrians.....many attacks eventually ending in death ....by a swede.

A true story ( I lived up that way back then ) though can't find any reference to it on the internet.

Being killed by a Swede? Bollocks!

A guy who work with me was hit by a potato (maris piper) while riding to work, had a good size lump on his Shirley to show for it.

I did get the registration, and they have this evening called back asking whether I wanted to make a formal complaint or just get them issued with a verbal warning. now come on, thats a silly question...

A guy who work with me was hit by a potato (maris piper) while riding to work, had a good size lump on his Shirley to show for it.

you knew what type of spud hit him?
skillz.

I thought most beer bottles were 33 or 50 anyway?

that'd be metric, which our 'murrcan friends believe is the work of satan.

40 fluid ounces is what we're talking about which is about 1.14L.

I once tossed a punnet of cockles into a cabriolet Beetle with its roof down.

Dare i ask why?

Anyone else been hit by flying objects? is this just a welsh thing?

I was out skateboarding last year - down our street and some kids in a car threw eggs at me. One hit the back of my hoodie. Nothing serious of course - but I wasn't in the mood.

They sped off but had to stop at a busy junction nearby. I caught up and threw my board really hard and it hit the back of car - made a big dent.

I cannot even begin to explain how joyous that felt.

Karma strikes back.

I only get hot women throwing themselves at me when they see me ride.

And stones. I've had stones thrown at me by feral children.

Well apart from astutely timed windscreen wiper squirts and the odd egg, the worst thing I've had thrown at me was batteries - the big fat fuckers, out of a chav car window, at my head. They didn't hit but one skimmed my ear and then hit and damaged a wall next to the pavement. I told the busies but then lost the ref ID so couldn't follow it up - I'm afraid I'll have to presume that they did fuck all about it though.
The first thing they asked me at the station was effectively 'well did you deserve it?'.