Atheist Bus Campaign

I'd like to see advertising like "All the people on this bus are pikeys"

Shouldn't we be encouraging people to use public transport rather than their cars?
"Pikey" FFS...

This campaign is great. The more people offended the better.

Disclaimer - this applies to anything in life and not just the over sensitive religious types

I am God.

Thats a coincidence. Cos I am too

I am God.

Well, I'd just like to say thanks for sending us this:

"Dawkins for Pope!"

"Paul Gadd for Pope!"

bus ad fail:

On a similar note:

I'd like to see advertising like "All the people on this bus are probably pikeys"

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I am God. I bring you an instant picnic

Free holy water if you can name the singer.

BLASPHEMING BUSES WILL BURN IN HELL, SAY CHRISTIANS
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**The Routemasters were all regular churchgoers **

BUSES which carry adverts doubting the existence of God are risking their eternal souls, Christian campaigners said last night.
The Humanist Association is to spend more than £20,000 on adverts declaring: "There is probably no God, so you should probably stop worrying and probably enjoy life. Then again, maybe not. Who knows?"

But Stephen Green, director of Christian Voice, said: "Any bus which allows itself to be abused in this way will spend eternity in the company of Satan's bus.

"They will burn alongside gay buses, buses that have had abortions and buses that knowingly took people to see Jerry Springer: the Opera."
Some London buses have refused to start, insisting the adverts have forced them to choose between their faith and their job as a bus.

Number 16, Cricklewood to Victoria, said: "If it wasn't for all those Christian adverts I carried as a teenager, I would have wound up in bus prison."

Meanwhile Roman Catholic priests across the capital have offered to exorcise any bus that carries the humanist message.

Father Joseph McKay, from Clapham, said: "A bus that cannot be cleansed of its demons will be condemned to bus hell where every bus is vandalised and every passenger smells of stale urine.

"Okay, it's actually Liverpool."

Shouldn't we be encouraging people to use public transport rather than their cars?
"Pikey" FFS...

public transport perhaps, but not buses. buses are horrible, slow, dangerous and highly polluting. We should be encouraging the people on them out and on to their bikes. The traffic's always a lot nicer to ride in when the buses go on strike :-)

I don't get the probably bit

Hey where's the gay bus!

I don't get the probably bit

'Probably' means 'almost certainly'.

Why does it say 'there's probably no God...'? I thought they were atheists.
Surely it would be better to say 'there is no God...'? Probably makes it sound like they're sitting on the fence!

Exactly, Dawkins while a militant atheist refers to himself as a 'Tooth-Fairy Agnostic', (meaning while he can't prove that the tooth fairy does exist the chances of it being real are slim).

Therefore the use of an indefinite word is both an intellectual and diplomatic solution.

To be dogmatic on the matter would be self defeating as it's a campaign against the dogmatic views shared by many people in arcane institutions. The message is the same with or without the use of the word 'probably', but for semantic reasons (i assume) it lacks the forceful dogma often attributed to self-righteous campaigning.

Christians and Atheists taste just the same.

When it comes to these delicate matters, I side with the cannibal pygmies of Cameroon.

BLASPHEMING BUSES WILL BURN IN HELL, SAY CHRISTIANS

**The Routemasters were all regular churchgoers **

BUSES which carry adverts doubting the existence of God are risking their eternal souls, Christian campaigners said last night.
The Humanist Association is to spend more than £20,000 on adverts declaring: "There is probably no God, so you should probably stop worrying and probably enjoy life. Then again, maybe not. Who knows?"

But Stephen Green, director of Christian Voice, said: "Any bus which allows itself to be abused in this way will spend eternity in the company of Satan's bus.

"They will burn alongside gay buses, buses that have had abortions and buses that knowingly took people to see Jerry Springer: the Opera."
Some London buses have refused to start, insisting the adverts have forced them to choose between their faith and their job as a bus.

Number 16, Cricklewood to Victoria, said: "If it wasn't for all those Christian adverts I carried as a teenager, I would have wound up in bus prison."

Meanwhile Roman Catholic priests across the capital have offered to exorcise any bus that carries the humanist message.

Father Joseph McKay, from Clapham, said: "A bus that cannot be cleansed of its demons will be condemned to bus hell where every bus is vandalised and every passenger smells of stale urine.

"Okay, it's actually Liverpool."

Too funny by far

http://www.christianvoice.org.uk

Nutters, every last one of their half dozen members...

http://www.christianvoice.org.uk

Nutters, every last one of their half dozen members...

wow. 'police shame uniform in gay pride stunt'... thinking of leaving homosexuality

nutters indeed but I'd figure they have far more members then 6

Got to admit that two whole days is quite an achievement. I hope it's not trickling out of his ears yet...

public transport perhaps, but not buses...

are buses private transport? people have really moved on from people movers and big 4x4 eh?

None of this sinful bus behaviour would have happened if they hadn't got rid of conductors.