Smoking a pipe

Is there a fight!? Who is winning?!

I tried some hamlets once, terrible

A tragedy

Which part of 'witless cunt' are you struggling with?

I thought I was a juvenile cunt, and anyway, aren't you ignoring me?

Is there a fight!? Who is winning?!

Who would you put your money on?

All I know is, never bet on the white guy.

Is Platini black? I give in! You Win! Runawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :)

Platini and wiganwill in the same thread, no one stands a chance.

BTW I just got that pipe for £1.81 Ch-ching!

Platini and wiganwill in the same thread, no one stands a chance.

Sing "reunited and it feels so good..."

BTW I just got that pipe for £1.81 Ch-ching!

Brave of you to acknowledge your stutter even when you type.

Did I miss anything?

I tried some hamlets once, terrible

they are not real cigars. but smoke sticks made from floor sweepings.
i like cigars, have a couple of humidors but don't really get the chance to smoke them any more unless i go to an outdoor wedding or a BBQ and the shit weather this summer meant a smoke is out of the question. you can't nip out for a cigar they take an hour to smoke!
pipes are for fishermen or public masturbators that need to keep their hands free

pipes are for public masturbators that need to keep their hands free

Well, i was thinking of getting a new hobby

i do like a good bum cigar.

I smoke a pipe when I fancy it. I've got a big loopy one. It goes well with sunsets and books but makes my clothes stink.

Its people like you that give us smokers a bad name.

Well, i was thinking of getting a new hobby

Good idea!
Hopefully there'll be a forum for you.
Bless him

i love smoking, but ive never got on with pipes or cigars. alough i havnt tried a pipe for some years so i might give it a whirl, but i dont like the wacky connotations of a young person with pipe.

ive had to move the shisha out of my house becuase i get too tempted to have one, and i can easily spend a whole evening at my computer with the shish.

im going to die a horrible cancerous death, thats if i dont get killed on my bike first.

I like to smoke ice while fisting two midgets. A third midget heats my pipe.
Of course, with the economic downturn, I may be forced to retire the third midget and my nights out will be lacking a certain something. Please spend up people.. do you want to be responsible for an unemployed midget?

you smoke ice?
fag.

hahaha

for the love of fucks sake!!!*

(*thanks object)
You have used this phrase wisely. Object approves.

Dont go OTP.......

get rid of the pipe and just chew some baccy / skoal bandits
spitting that brown muck looks well cool especially when you spit into a metal bin and get that "ding" as in all good westerns !